just a humor-fic for 3 days after Easter!
DISCLAIMER: i kinda took a line towards the end, but not too bad. i don't own anything except for this clever plot!
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Ben skipped down the hallway with his Easter basket in his hands, a wide grin smacked on his face.
"What are you doing?" I asked, handling the wrench in my hands. I had forgotten why I grabbed it.
"I still have candy left, so I thought that I'd rub it in your face. You didn't get anything."
"I didn't want anything. Did you ever think of that?"
He stopped skipping and just stood there in my garage, looking like an idiot. "You're not very nice. Gwen got this for me." He held up the basket. "She didn't get you anything."
"Easter was three days ago. Ger over it. And she gave me the gift of romance. That's all I wanted." I slid under my car on my slider-thing in the ground.
"I was going to give you some of my chocolate, but I guess you don't want any."
"Please leave."
"I just wanted to spread the joy of Easter and-"
"Now."
"Fine. NO CHOCOLATE FOR YOU!" He left me there, with a satisfied grin on my face. I had finally taught him.
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