PROLOGUE

You know, for being a world-class supervillain, Dr. Drakken has turned out to be very heroic. I mean, sure, he's tried world domination for nearly four seasons. And yeah, he mutated himself into a blue-skinned pansy- or was it a marigold? It's hard to tell. But when it came to saving the world, he actually had conceived a foolproof plan. Could he really better at being good than bad? I'm not really sure. And honestly, I don't think he's too sure on it either. Oh well, like father like son I guess. Oh right, I forgot you don't know me yet. But you will in time. Just to be safe, I'll back up and start from the beginning, because some things that happen are really REALLY weird. Oh and there might be a few plot twists here and there- Oh forget it, roll the film please. *ahem* my story begins on a Tuesday, with simple project and a simple question.

"Hey doc, ya busy?" A female voice uttered from behind the hard-working villain.

"Yes Shego, very busy. I've been up all night working on this." Drakken replied, pressing buttons and throwing switches on the lair's massive supercomputer. "Come on, just a little bit more! Almost there-"But as he threw the final switch, the machine rattled before flashing a blue screen and shutting down. Drakken let out a yell and pounded the control panel, and then let out a sigh. "Very well, what is it?"

The green and black clad sidekick hesitated, crossing one leg behind the other, "Well- I-uh- what were you just working on?"

Drakken raised an eyebrow, "You interrupt my work just to ask me about my work? Even for you, that's pretty low. But- since you asked. I was working on my latest project, OPERATION MATRIMONY!" And with that the Doctor let out one of his infamous evil laughs.

"Operation Matrimony?" Shego scoffed, "Like Holy Matrimony? Ya know, till death do us part? That kind of matrimony?"

"No like-" Drakken caught himself, "Yes, like that."

Shego smirked, "Should I really even bother mocking this?"

"Well you didn't bother last year at our wedding." Drakken answered as he folded his arms across his chest. "And besides, this plan is foolproof!"

"Ugh, you had to bring up the wedding? It wasn't even a wedding! The only people who bothered to come were your mom and my brothers. And that was it! No cake, no reception, and no rings!" The moment Shego mentioned the rings, the computer rebooted itself. Drakken quickly seized the opportunity and, after changing one setting, proceeded yet again to throw the main switch. The computer shook violently about, flashing like a meteorite in the atmosphere. And then, within minutes, it stopped. Out of a small chute flew a shiny circular object into Drakken's hand.

"Let's make it official then, shall we?" The mad scientist grinned as he offered Shego the ring.

Shego's eyes widened and almost sparkled for a moment before she reverted to her apathetic attitude, "Eh, it's nice."

"Just nice?" Drakken whined, "But-but I've worked all night on getting this right!"

"No- you worked all night on mind-control rings! Another one of your lame plans to rule the world, this time by enslaving honeymooners!"

Drakken spouted the very first word that came to mind, "Exactly! -er I mean- no- I mean- what would make you think that?"

"I watched you change the settings on your big thing-a-majig. So nice try doc, but not that nice." Shego dropped the ring on the floor and started to walk away.

"But- but- it's twenty-four karat gold! Shego? SHEGO!" Drakken called, but it fell on deaf ears. Shego then left the lair. "You know what? Fine! I'll just-er- I'll rule the world without you!"

I know I know, this looks bad right? Well they're bad guys, so it's supposed to be bad. Besides, this story is about me. And if I'm going to tell it right, I need to include my parents. Sadly, I wasn't born yet, so I'll skip ahead a little. Let see, eventually Drakken stole a real ring from a jeweler. I think he went to Jared, but I'm not sure. Anyway, I'm tired of telling this story for now; I'll fill you in later. But I might as well tell you what Shego really wanted to ask my dad.

"Um, I want to- have a baby."

"Mmhmm, I don't see why not- wait WHAT?"

TO BE CONTINUED... (God-willing if I get off my lazy patootie)