WARNING: SLIGHT spoilers!

Zuko was in the middle of the forest, trying to find the Avatar. Again. Only this time, he wanted to help him. But how was he going to convince him that he was a "good-guy" now?

Impressions.

Yeah, that would work! Best plan ever! Yeah, impressions, yeah...

What would Uncle do? Zuko asked himself.

"Well, what you must do is find your true self. But your true self is argueing with yourself, yourself. So you must look deep inside yourself, to find your true self, which is hiding from yourself. And then you must--is that tea?! ...And is that a woman carrying the tea? I think it's time for you to get a girl, Prince Zuko. Here, I'll even introduce you to the nice tea-carrying lady! HI LADY!! WILL YOU DATE MY NEPHEW? Prince Zuko, sit up straight! Here, let me fix your hair! licks hand; pats Zuko's hair There! All better!"

"AUGH! Even when I'm talking like Uncle, I still can't understand him!" Zuko growled, getting mad. (what a shocker!)

Well, what would Azula do? Zuko wondered.

"Well, Avatar. You have two choices: You can let me join your group, or I can do unspeakably horrible things to you and your friends. Because I'm a lightning bender! shuffle shuffle; pokes imaginary Aang ZAP!! Oooooooh! What now?! Yeah, I'm special, BE JEALOUS, PEASANTS!! Yeah, I'll see you later, boy!" Zuko turned to the imaginary Ty Lee and Mai. "Laaaater! wink wink MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"...ew." Zuko shuddered.

Maybe to convince the Avatar, I need to think like the Avatar! So what would he do?

"Hiya! Wanna be friends? Do ya, huh huh? It'll be fun and we can go PENGUIN SLEDDING!! WHOO! And--hey Katara! Watch this! If you rub my head hard enough, you can see your reflection! Wanna see? 'Cuz I mean you're really pretty and all, I mean, not that I was looking or anything! Well, I mean, who wouldn't want to look at you, but I'm just not like that. I still like you and all, I just don't like like you, I mean, yes! Yes, I do! I mean, no I don't! I just...never mind."

"It's not working! Why isn't this working?!" Zuko shouted, growing more and more frustrated.

Well, what about...um, JET! They're friends with him, right?!

"Firenation? Firenation. Firenation! FIRENATION!! OMFG!! They're everywhere! It's like they're taking over the world or something! I'll kill them all and--hey look! Ass! slides up next to imaginary Katara Hey, babe! You wanna help me polish my sword? wiggles eyebrows Oh yeah, you know you want it! Hey! Come back!"

"Ugh. Yuck. How old is that guy anyway?! Like three years older than her?! Creep." Zuko muttered, shuddering again.

Okay, let's move on to some people that are less...kinky. What about Sokka? He's the Avatar's best friend or whatever...

"Are you Firenation? I bet you are! You're probably a spy sent to...spy on us and...um, stuff!! continued skepticism ...and stay away from Katara, or I'll hit you with my Earth Kingdom purse! Which totally matches my belt by the way...Oh! What's that you say? You brought meat?! FOR ME?! Okay, guys, he's cool! NOW GIVE ME MY MEAT!!"

"Hm, note to self: Bring meat." Zuko said, writing it down on his hand.

What about that water peasant, Katara? The Avatar's always making googly eyes over her...

"Hi! I'm Katara, and I'm going to save the world, and end world hunger, and donate to charity, and help everyone I can! Except for when I'm PMSing. Then I'm going to hop on my menstrual cycle, and run your sexist ass over! It even has a sound too! It goes: nagnagnagnagnanagnagnag biiiiiitch bitchbiiiiiiitch bitchbiiiiiiitch! But other than that, I love everyone! EXCEPT FIRENATION! THEY SHALL ROT IN HEEEEEELL! Okie-dokie then! Bye!"

"...damn, he must be whipped if he likes her!" Zuko said, snickering.

There's always that one other girl. Um...Toph! Yeah, she hangs out with him!

"Yo. You gonna let me join your gang or what, monk boy. I'll carry my own weight and everything...and um...psh. This lame. See ya, suckers!"

"Okay, definitely not it!"

I suppose I could try and do Mai and Ty Lee...

"I'm bored."

"YAY!! LET'S ALL BE FRIENDS! We can go to Happy Bunny Land, and play wif all the pwetty bunnies! 'Cuz in Happy Bunny Land, all the people are ponies, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies! YAAAAAAAY!"

"THAT'S IT! I'M THROUGH WITH STUPID IMPRESSIONS! I'LL JUST ASK THEM MYSELF!" Zuko shouted, fed up.

He stomped off, and amazingly enough, managed to find them. "Hey, so um," LIIIIICK

"Appa! Don't lick that! You don't know where's it's been!" Sokka said, smirking slightly.

"Yeah, well, I'm a good guy now, so um...I think it's time I joined your group and helped teach the Avatar firebending." Zuko said, bowing on his knees.

Katara waterbended a wave of water at him, and swept him away.

Zuko picked himself up, and said, "Yeah, um, we can talk later, bye!"

When he got back to camp he slapped his forehead. "Stupid, stupid, stupid! I should've done the Jet one!"

a/n: lol just a random drabble that I thought up. Sooooo, review and tell me which one you like best! (And don't worry, I'll update my other stories too...maybe) I haven't seen the new episodes, I just heard about them, so the beginning and ending aren't entirely accurate...