Animal Crossing: Robber!

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Rita woke up one Saturday morning and headed outside to check the bulletin board and her mailbox for any messages. As she slipped the bills into her neighbor, Mit's house, she saw that the whole acre was empty. Usually there would be one of the nosy animals sneaking through someone's mail or house but this time there was no one. Rita walked up to the bulletin board and saw that there was a meeting of some sort going on by the wishing well. Hoping she wouldn't miss the announcement, she quickly ran down to the wishing well, still in her ducky outfit.

As she got to the acre, she saw every animal living in Rainbow town walking around, looking confused and curious. She went over to Lucy, since she was the girl with all the news, and listened to what she and the others were talking about.

"Well the scoop is, that theirs a robber going about, stealing the animals prized possessions. I think it's Nook. The other day I woke up and my pearl necklace that my ex gave me last year was gone! Then when I headed over to Nook's shop, there was one exactly like that for sale! Someone explain that action!!" Lucy said with her hands high on her hips.

Hmmm, Rita thought, maybe Nook IS trying to steal the animals stuff... or maybe someone else is stealing it for him!

Rita ran home to her basement and tumbled through her kiddie chest. She pulled out a hat, a long tan coat and went over to her science table, and got a pen and pad and flipped it open. She wrote, September 6, 2004. Today I found out one of the animals are working for Nook. Now my job is to find out which one! More info tonight. She then changed her clothes and headed towards her first suspect: Lucy.

::RITA'S POV::

I didn't really know why I was going for Lucy. Oh ya. Now I member. She was person number one in the weed incident a few months ago. Also because she's white (A/N: NO AFFENCE TO ANYONE!!). I headed towards her house and saw her watering her plants. Disgusting. I walked casually over to her to ask her a few questions...

"Hello...LUCY!" she jumped at my voice. Yea, I'm that scary. She put down the watering pot and crossed her hands.

"Hello, Rita. What d'you want?" she asked with attitude. I opened up my pad and took my pen from my ear, ready to write down every clue.

"You know damn right what I want! The truth! And nothing but the truth!" I said loudly.

"I don't know what you're talking about!" she picked up her watering pot and moved over to the plants on the other side.

"Alright, you want to do this the hard way, eh? Ok then, I just have one questions for you... WHERE WERE YOU ON THE DAY OF THE STEALING!?!?!!?!" I gave it to her straight up. If she didn't answer this question, I would have no choice but to move on to the next suspect.

"I aint tellin' you nothin'!" that was that. She wasn't gonna talk. I had one more option...

"Oh yea? Well maybe you will for Mr. Pearl!" I said holding up her pearl necklace.

"Where did you get that from?!?!" she said holding her heart. To tell the truth, I didn't know. I just pulled it out of the coats pocket. Maybe someone left it in there before I bought it. Oh well.

"It doesn't matter! Answer the question or the pearl gets it!" I held both ends and stretched it.

"Alright! Alright! I tell! It was dark, you see, and I had no where to go. So I went over to Curly's house to get an umbrella... and then I saw it... he was holding my necklace. Smiling! Ok! He did it! Curly! Not me!" I had no choice but to give her the necklace and move onto suspect number two: Curly.

Curly was also person number two in the weed incident. As I made my way to his house, I saw Nook running from Curly's house to his shop. Hmm...that's another clue. Before I go to Nook, I should interview a few more animals. Also, how can you get to the big fish before you get the little ones? I decided to watch him before making my move.

He walked over to his house, looked left and right (obviously not very well because I was right there), and then pulled out a key and smiled. He then entered his house locking the door. I snuck over to a window and peered inside. I saw him with a little box and the key he was holding when he was outside. He opened the box and...

"OH RITA!!! YOU HAVE TO HELP ME!" said a familiar voice from behind. It was Doc. New guy who moved here a couple weeks ago.

"What's the matter Doc?" I asked getting my pen and pad out.

"My favorite Gameboy Advanced is missing! I placed it on the patch of grass and turned away to get an apple from the tree and it was GONE!!!" he said. Another clue! A GBA stolen practically from the victim's hands! I busted open Curly's door and saw him with a GBA right in his hands!

"Ah! You're the robber! You're the one stealing all of the animals stuff!" I shouted pointing at him.

"No, no, no! Rita that's not my GBA! My GBA was white not purple. He didn't steal it!" Doc had to make everything hard. If he had just forgotten about the color of the GBA, the one in Curly's hands would be his, and everyone could hate Curly for a week, then everything would be back to normal. But no. 'my GBA's not that color! I wanna make everything harder because I'm a...' never mind that now.

"But Curly! How come Lucy said she saw you with her pearl necklace!?!? Explain that!" I said hoping he'd confess so I could go to watch my soaps.

"No, no, Rita. Those were my grandmother's pearls. She wanted me to shine them for her because my new girlfriend and her were becoming good friends and she wanted to surprise her." Goddamn. Nothing ever goes the way I want it to. I just wanted to wear this damned coat and hat and get Curly to confess. But nooo. 'lets make Rita run around like a mad woman and then find out the animals were dumb and sold their stuff and forgot'. Geeze.

"Alright everyone just calm down. I'll go around and solve this case!" yea right.

I couldn't let my fans down. They're too dumb to realize what's going on anyway. My next suspect... hmm... I didn't really know anyone else who would want to steal. I headed home as it got dark and sat making a list of suspects. Maybe all hell will break loose and the animals will find their stuff. Or maybe they'll just die.

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