Ben 10 Alien Force is the property of team Man of Action.
It was a fine day in Bellwood's sleepy suburbs. That was until the nefarious Doctor Animo got out of jail and immediately decided to mutate some frogs and use them to attack everyone. What a card.
"How the fuck does he keep getting released from jail?" Kevin Levin asked.
"How does anyone do anything in this series," Ben responded.
"I'm going to kill you for sure, Ben Tennyson! And friends," Doctor Animo yelled as he rode in on his giant frog.
"Fat chance as always, Doc," Ben said tiredly. "We've only done this HOW many times?"
"Three hundred forty-five," Doctor Animo said, frowning. "But who's counting?"
"But you just," Ben began before he was punched in the face by a giant slimy frog tongue.
"Let's make it three hundred forty-six," Kevin shouted. He jumped to punch Doctor Animo from his frog mount, having turned his body into concrete from touching the ground a few seconds earlier. The frog jumped over him and avoided damage. It spit up a giant ball of goo that knocked Kevin down. "Ew, sick!"
"I'm a genius scientist, you fools. I can make my frogs shoot poison spit," Doctor Animo yelled to them before landing. "I have the power of LEGO GENETICS on my side! I can do anything! "
"Anything except win a fight," said Ben. He appeared behind Doctor Animo and kicked him in the face as Spidermonkey.
"Ow! My handsome, flawless, utterly ridiculous biseinen face!" Doctor Animo cried out as he fell off the frog.
"Suck it up, bitch," Kevin said. He punched him with his concrete fist.
"Okay, now that Animo is mostly taken care of, what about big froggy?" Ben wondered aloud. He transformed into Big Chill. "I know. I'll freeze it in its tracks." Ben Chill shot super freezy ice breath at the frog and froze it solid. "Oops. I think I used too much."
"No, you killed my frog!" Doctor Animo gasped. "There's no way it could have survived that freezing blast of cold."
"It's probably;y okay," said Kevin. He touched the frog. The gesture accidentally knocked it over and smashed it apart. "Um, whoops?" Kevin shrugged sheepishly.
Doctor Animo started to cry. He adopted his favorite fetal position. "Noooo, my poor frog. Why is the world so cruel to me?"
"Well, shit. Why didn't you make it resistant to the cold, Animo? You're a master freak geneticist and all," Ben questioned.
"I...don't know," Doctor Animo said tearfully. Kevin got bored and began to punch him again. "Ow, no, stop! It hurts! It hurts like my wounded soul!"
"Also, why the fuck are you crying like a little bitch all the time?" Kevin questioned aggressively. He flicked Doctor Animo's nose with his finger.
"I also don't know," Doctor Animo said in between sobbing heavily. "It seems like the fitting thing to do in this situation. You know, instead of acting characteristically like myself, and all."
"Yeah, come to think of it, it does," Ben muttered, feeling suddenly strangely attracted to Kevin's rock-hard body hugged so nicely in those tight jeans.
"I agree," Kevin said.
Kevin and Ben began to make out with each other, using tongues and everything.
Doctor Animo sobbed more hysterically before realizing he could use Ben and Kevin's impromptu and inexplicable make out session as a diversion to escape. But when he got home, he couldn't stop mourning the loss of his one frog out of 30. So he decided to slit his wrists in the bathtub rather than live with the emotional pain.
(End. -_-)