Disclaimer: We do not own YGO, and we do not own the game known as "Best Friends." It has been described accurately.

---PENGUIN IN A MAZE

Téa hated penguins. She had at least since the nasty incident where a perverted old man had tried to steal her body while in the guise of one.

The game was named "Best Friends." Its protagonists were a pair of mutant penguins.

Téa hated penguins.

"Yip! Yip! Yip!" the penguin jumped at her command-- right off the edge of the board. "WHEEEE!!"

It would have been more gratifying if he hadn't sounded so happy.

The penguins were named Petey and Patty. Patty had a pair of "ponytails" to make her look like a little girl. Petey-- had a topknot.

Who in their right mind would give a penguin a topknot?

Téa decided to let Patty live and try to complete the board. You collected hearts for bonus, and completed the board by reaching the other penguin.

"Yay! Yay! Yay!" Patty picked up one heart after the other.

It was starting to grate.

"WheeHOO!" Patty landed on Petey's head. Téa snorted.

"That's it!" she exclaimed. "I've had enough of the penguins and their squeaky little voices! I've had enough of trying to complete the boards on time! The disco music isn't that bad-- But what sane person would play this game?!?!"

Putting it to the main screen, Téa stomped off.

Yugi heard the disco music and peered curiously at the computer.

"Hey!"

---End.

"Best Friends" can be found at a website called Retro64. (It's a dotcom site.) Have fun!