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"I'm tellin' ya, Scooter, it'll be fine,"Logan said with his hand firmly on Scott's shoulder. He was guiding their fearless leader into a bar.
"I'm not sure about this Logan."
"Relax, Cyke,"Remy said from Logan's other side."Y' jus' need a few drinks, an' y'll be jus' fine."
Scott sighed."Alright."
The two mutants lead Scott to a table and ordered three beers. After about half an hour, Scott was sufficiently buzzed.
"Aw, hell. They're doin' karaoke tonight,"said Logan.
"I wanna gooo,"slurred Scott.
He was gone before either man could stop him. He grabbed the guitar near the amp and tuned it. He sat on the stool on the stage before bringing the mic to his lips.
"So sick of the humans always begging for change
I don't like how I gotta fight and
And they just sit around and get laid
I hate all of the people who hide who they are
Bitch you better get outta the way
Before I start falling apart
"Go on, Cyke! Tell us how y' really feel!"yelled Remy.
I hate how my wife is always up my ass
She always wants to buy brand new things
But I don't have the cash.
I hate my job, all of these mutants
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight
I hate my life!
How come I never get laid, nice guys always lose.
How could she have another headache
There's always some kind of excuse
I still hate my job, my boss is a dick
"I don't get paid nearly enough
To put up with all of his shit"
"Damn,"sad Logan on the verge of laughter.
I hate my job, all of these mutants
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight
I hate my life!
Yeah!
I hate that I couldn't tell when a girl's underage,
You know, I told her she's a nice piece of ass,
Then her daddy punched me in the face
So if you're pissed like me
Bitches, here's what you gotta do
Put your middle fingers up in the air
Go on and say "Fuck you!"
I hate my job, all of these mutants
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight
I hate my life!
So much at stake, can't catch a break
I hate my life
No, it's nothing new hear "It sucks to be you."
I fuckin hate my life
"FUCK!"Scott then smashed the guitar and collapsed.
"Now how are gonna get him home?"asked Logan as he and Remy pulled Scott of the stage.
"We could stuff him in de trunk."
"That'll work."
They pulled him outside, and Logan heard Scott mumble."I really, really hate my life."
FIN