Weasley's Return

by No Holds

Fred and george come back as polter geits and continue to run thier shop. Others decide too follow suit, both good and bad. THIS IS OLD, AND WILL LIKELY STAY UNFINISHED. This fic isn't very good. you've been warned. This was pretty much the first writing project I ever took on, and it is BAD. I've improved a LOT since writing this.

1. sorry, you're dead

Chapter #1 Sorry, you're dead.

An old white-haired man sits at a polished wooden desk in the middle of a large marble cavern. There is a long Line of people trailing from the desk as far as the eye can see. A red haired boy stands in front of the desk. The man is surveying papers and marking down something with a pen. The Child looks around the spacious room, waiting for the older man to notice him, He takes in the grey granite floors, the smooth white walls stretching forever upwards. He also sees an elevator and a trapdoor beside three Doors set almost seamlessly into the walls. Finally, he looks at the weathered old man with the half moon glasses. "DUMBLEDORE?" The Teen asks in astonishment. The man looks up From his papers. "why, it's Fred!" he exlams, "Good to see you, but horrible to see you. So, how'd you die?" He asks surveying Fred over the top of his (rather lopsided) half moon Spectacles. "Wha'?" Fred asked. "Oh. So you don't know." Commented an exasperated Albus Dumbledore, rubbing his temples. "Okay. Here goes. Sorry, but your dead. When people die, they come here and tell me were they want too go after death. Move on, Reincarnate, Ghost, polter geist , You get the picture." He flourishes His pen as if to emphasize his point. Fred grinned, a large smile spanning his face. "POLTER GEIST!!!" he yells, Making half the people in the cavern jump.

"Thought so." Said Dumbledore with a chuckle, Readjusting his glasses. "Walk through that door over there. I think I have a good place too send you." He smiles. "Have a good life- errrrrr After life" "Thanks old Geezer." Says Fred over his shoulder as he opens a door carved into to the rock and goes through. "oh, and Fred, go easy on Filch." "Can't make any promises sir." Fred yells. He hears Dumbledore Say "Hello, Tom" And gets propelled through a passage leading off from the door by a cool wind. "God, It's been a heck of a day."

END OF CHAPTER.

A.N. hey, first fan fiction an' all that crap. Sorry the chapter's so short. I'll make longer ones ,I swear! J.K. Rolling owns these Charactors, But it's my story line. My sister (pepper66 ) Helps me edit. Check out her story. (The postdeath ramblings of ChoChang)(Cho Chang reflects upon her death in the final battle afterwards, contains her thoughts on Voldemort, Hogwarts and the war in general.) Thanks, Please review, yadda yadda yadda.