Earthbound: Truth Or Dare
Chapter 1
*Ninten, Ness, Lucas and the other Mother characters appear in my house*
Poo: Where are we? Is this a trap set by that pig in clothes?
Pokey: Yo! I'm right over here, moron! Why the hell would I trap myself?
Poo: *Draws sword* I dare you to come here and say that, Baconator!
Me: Ahem! I summoned you all here! Welcome to the home of PINKVAMPIREHEROINE93!
Paula: Nice place, Pvh93!
Pokey: Not as nice as my mansion! *I hit Pokey in the nuts* OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW! That hurt!
Me: You know, this room's a little small. Why don't we head to the park! *Claps hands*
Lucas: Um…why…why do you clap instead of snap your fingers?
Me: I can't snap. If anyone makes fun, I'll kill myself! And that'll hurt!
Claus: Pvh93, don't do that! I killed myself to free my soul, and it still sucks!
Me: Dude, relax! I was just joking! You need to see that movie, Knight and Day. It was funny! Anyway, I brought you all here for one reason.
Hinawa: What's that, dear?
Me: Two-no three-words: Truth or Dare!
All girls except Kumatora: Yay!
Me: Aww, Kumatora! Why so glum?
Kumatora: I hate this game! I mean, I only hang out with boys, so I don't know how to play, first of all. Second, I think this is a little, you know, girly!
Me: Don't worry, Kuma! We're all friends here! *Looks at Pokey* Except for fatass here.
Pokey: Hey! I'm not fat! I'm big-boned!
Me: *Giggles* Now you sound like Cartman!
Flint: Who? You better not be watching inappropriate stuff, young lady!
Me: I'm older than I look! I'm officially a lega adult as of April! Woot!
Flint: Oh, sorry. It's just, ever since we lost Hinawa and Claus, I've babied Lucas.
Ness: Dude, they're right here with us! Don't worry, man!
Flint: Yeah, I'm glad I have such a great ancestor! Anyways, how do you play Truth or Dare?
Me: I never played it before myself, Chuck Norris!
Flint:: Who?
Me: Never mind, man! The reader will give each one of us different dares and/or truths. If you get a dare, you do the dare. If you get a truth, you have to answer truthfully! If not, I'll force you! Oh, Ultimate Chimera!
Dr. Andonuts: What the Fuzz? He'll eat us all! Including you!
Me: Oh, don't worry! He's not really here! Do you think I'd do something that dangerous, doc?
Dr. Andonuts: Well, I saw your novel you're working and yes, I think you're crazy. *I growl* I didn't say it was bad! I was just-
Me: *Giggle* Jesus, Loid! Teddy's right! You're weak!
Loid: What do I have to do with this?
Me: Oh right! Loid Andonuts, meet your future self, Dr. Andonuts!
Loid: Wow! I'm a genius when I grow up!
Me: Okay. Now I'm gonna go talk to the readers! Make yourselves at home! You'll be here for a long time! *Goes to computer* Good evening! Pinkvampireheroine93 here! As you see, I have all these lovely people hostage-err-here as guests! I'll be taking your truths/dares as reviews and We'll do 'em! Please don't be overly perverted! There are kids here, after all! LOL! Yes, I said 'LOL.' Anyway, the more reviews, the more power I get to dominate the world-err-whatever! Here are the characters you may pick on:
Ninten
Minnie
Mimmie
Pippi
Loid
Ana
Teddy
Maria
George
Ness
Tracey
King
Paula
Jeff
Tony
Maxwell
Poo
Star Master
Bubble Monkey
Pokey
Tessie
Hinawa
Flint
Lighter
Fuel
Bronson
Dr. Andonuts
Lucas
Duster
Wess
Alec
Kumatora
Claus
Boney
Thomas (I think that's how you spell his name)
Pokey's parents (Can someone tell me their names? Thankies!)
Picky
And don't forget the cutest character of all MR. SATURN! *Fangirl scream!* And remember, I'll do the dares too! (Not in real life, but in the story)
A/N: I just thought I'd do this cuz I saw a lot of these types of stories!