~Things NOT to do at Ever After High~

1. Dare Maddie to pull the craziest thing she can think of from her Hat of Many Things.

(One word: DYNAMITE!)

2. Parade around the school singing Disney songs.

(Headmaster Grimm will throw you in detention because he believes those movies 'ridicule' fairy tales. That, and pretty much everyone else thinks they're annoying.)

3. Steal Cupid's arrows.

(Hopper did that once, in an attempt to get Briar to fall in love with him... and she ended up falling for one of Bo Peep's sheep.)

4. Chase Cedar around the school whilst wielding an axe.

(The Three Little Pigs did it as a joke, but the poor girl nearly went into hysterics at the time.)

5. Steal Cerise's cloak/hood and tie it around your neck, so you can run around the school yelling "HAVE NO FEAR, SUPERMAN IS HERE!"

(You really won't like her when she's angry...)

6. Fill Kitty's locker with dead mice and rats.

(Apparently, she doesn't find them appetizing.)

7. Pull the fire alarm.

(This goes for any school in general, but their fire department is really freaky. Seriously. It's a troop of singing animals.)

8. Jump out of a window, in hopes one of the Charmings will catch you.

(Briar did that again, for a rush, and ended up with a broken leg.)

9. Kiss Hopper on the lips.

(Apple did that once, thinking she was doing a good thing, but she had warts on her face for an entire week as a result.)

10. Play cards with Lizzie.

(If you somehow miraculously end up winning, she will literally try to have you beheaded, because she'll think you cheated.)

11. Sneak into Blondie's room and rearrange everything the way you see fit.

(That 'just right' thing she's got going on? ...it's OCD. And that girl might seem all sweet and innocent, but when she gets mad... well, let's just say she's more like one of the bears rather than her mum.)

12. Give Briar sleeping pills.

(Apparently, the school nurse did that once by accident, mistaking them for aspirin, and Briar was asleep for seven days straight. Believe it or not, a lot of people thought she was dead.)

13. 'Borrow' a pair of Ashlynn's shoes without asking.

(That girl is very, very territorial about her shoes. If she finds out you took them without her knowing - well, you better hope that they're good running shoes.)

14. Let Pesky lose in the school.

(Hey, that squirrel didn't get his name for nothing.)

15. Ask Professor Rumpelstiltskin if he can spell his own name.

(As funny as it is, when he finally gives up, the whole class gets detention and a homework assignment that involves memorizing the entire textbook. Not cool.)

author's note: Hope you all enjoyed this little bit of nonsense I just-so-happened to whip up - you can blame it on my boredom and love for procrastination :P.