Summary: Nami is frustrated as her wife ignored her. So she tried some tactics to get her beloved wife's attention. Will she succeed?

AN: I just wanted to write something fun and ended up write this one. Hope you like it. I don't own Mendol characters, Kawachi Nami and Ray. All misspellings and mistakes were mine. I'm still learning.

"I'm home." She closed the door behind and walked toward kitchen. She washed her hands and took glass from drawer. Poured the water from the tap she drank the water in one gulp.

"Honey, I'm home." She pulled off her boots and socks put it beside kitchen table. She frowned when there was no answer. She walked toward their bedroom. No one there. She forgot that she was married to a workaholic. She took off her jacket and threw it on the dining chair as she passed dining room.

She walked toward their work chamber beside living room. She pushed the white door open and there sitting on the chair behind wooden desk was her beloved wife.

She leaned on the door and crossed her arms. "Honey, I'm home."

"You're back."

Her wife, the ex-super charismatic diva, said without looking up from her paper work. "Yeah. What are you doin?"

"Do some works." Her gaze still on the paper. "Take bath first and I'll prepare diner."

"O-kay." She sighed and turned around. Nothing could take her wife attention when she was doing her work. Even if President of United States of America came to their house.

She took off her gun and badge put it in the drawer. She took her change and towel and headed bathroom. Unbuttoned her shirt and pulled off her pants she threw it into laundry basket. The cold water freshened her up. She had robbery case today and after that she had to write report. She hated paperwork.

Feeling fresh she went to kitchen and took beer. Opened the can she gulped the beer.

"Wooh," She felt the liquor burnt her throat. She took another gulp before went to work chamber.

"Hey beautiful," She once again leaned on the door while drying her hair with towel. Beer can in the other hand.

"Hmm."

Was Ray's reply. "I finished my bath." She took another gulp still looking at her wife. Ray didn't reply immediately. She was writing on something.

"Just give me minute. I have to finish this today."

She rolled her eyes and pouted. "I'm hungry."

"There's banana on the kitchen table. If you want there's potato chip too."

Ray said without turning her gaze from whatever paper she was writing. She blew a breath and turned around mumbling. "Yeah, I will eat banana and potato chip, with beer. Great."

"Don't be a child. Serve yourself."

Reluctantly she went to kitchen and grabbed the potato chip bag. Maybe she could watch TV while waiting, she thought. She walked toward living room and sat down on the couch. She turned the TV on and searched for sport channel.

Moment later she found nothing interesting, besides she had emptied the beer, she leaned back on the couch. "Raayy."

"Give me minute."

Was the reply. She hated it when Ray ignored her. She wished Ray's work suddenly gone like vanish to thin air, you know like magic. Of course such thing was impossible. She suddenly sat up as a thought crossed her mind.

'Well, if she can distract her she will leave her work.'

"Hehehe, good idea Nami."

First tactic, mess the kitchen.

Ray hated it if she messed the kitchen. She grinned and went to the kitchen. She pulled the drawer, took two bowls and put it on the table. Next, flour. She pulled another drawer and took the flour bag. She ripped the bag forcefully and spread the flour on the table and inside the bowl. She grabbed the other bowl and held it in front of her. She then released her grip. A loud sound of steel met ceramics echoed the room. She then ran toward work chamber.

"Ray, sorry. I thought to make pancake but I spilled the flour."

"The broom is beside fridge." Ray said without looking at her. "Don't forget to wipe with wet towel."

She sighed before replied flatly. "Okay."

The first tactic, failed.

Ignored the kitchen she walked toward couch. What should she do next?

Second tactic, make noise.

Ray hated it if she shouted inside the house. "Hehehe, you're genius Nami."

She took the remote and searched for something she can use. Luckily, there was soccer game. She increased the volume a little and began to shout.

"Left. Left. Go left idiot. LEFT!"

"That's it! Hold it! SHOOT!"

"Go back! GO BACK STUPID! YEAH! AAHHH!"

"Yes. Yes YES! AAAHHH STUPID!"

"NAMIIIII! TURN THE TV OFF OR YOU'LL SKIP YOUR DINNER! "

She quickly turned the TV off.

The second tactic, failed.

She crouched and bit the couch pillow grumbling. If she couldn't distract Ray from outside room that meant distract her inside. Yosh. She stood up and went to kitchen. She would make tea and distract her wife. Ray loved tea.

Third tactic, tea.

Boiling the water she pulled out tea bag from top shelf. She took a cup from the other drawer and sugar from lower drawer. Put the tea bag in the cup she poured the boiled water. While waiting for the tea she took lemon from refrigerator and cut a little piece. After two minutes she took the bag and threw it on the trash can. She put three teaspoon of sugar and lastly a drop of lemon.

Grinning she took saucer from lower drawer and put the cup on it. She then walked toward work chamber.

Ray was still writing something on the paper. She walked toward the desk and stopped next the chair. "I made you tea."

"Thanks."

Ray said and cleaned some papers to make place, but still looking down at her work. She put down the cup carefully and stepped backward. She leaned on the book shelf behind her, watching her wife worked. She watched as Ray took off her glasses before took a sip and hummed.

"This is good. You should make it often."

However, her attention back to her work again. She stared at the ceiling and pouts. Raayyy.

The third tactics, failed.

There was one tactic left. And it never failed.

She stepped behind Ray's chair. "You must be tired. Let me give you massage."

She would get her wife attention, with any way. She stretched her hands and put it on Ray's shoulder. She started with slow move.

"You like it?" She asked which Ray hummed.

After a minute she went to the back of her neck. Luckily Ray had her hair tied up. She heard Ray moaned slightly but her hand still moved on the paper. At least she moaned. Still massaging Ray's shoulder she leaned down beside Ray and asked her. "What are you writing?"

"Hmm, some projects." Ray replied.

She hummed and started kiss Ray's earlobe. Her hands didn't stop its moving on Ray's shoulder.

"Nami, what are you doing?" Ray moved her head aside.

"Hmm…massaging you." She nibbled Ray's earlobe. Earned her Ray's humming.

She then moved her lips to Ray's neck, kissing it softly. Her hands moved down to Ray's chest. Her attacks finally stopped Ray's hand.

"Nami…what are you doing?"

"Hmm…massaging you." She trailed her lips to the base of Ray's neck and bit it softly. She slipped her hand inside the neck of Ray's shirt.

"Nami…" Ray said softly. "…I need…to work…" Ray grabbed her hands to stop it.

She pulled back and turned the chair to face her. She put her hands on the armrests and looked at her wife's deep brown eyes. "You aren't working anymore."

Ray took off her glasses, put it on the table. She then smirked and grabbed her shirt pulling her down. Their faces were inches apart.

"Why, did I make someone frustrated?"

"You have nooo idea." She looked down at Ray's pink lips and back to her eyes. Ray leaned forward and stared at her lips.

"Then what is it the punishment I get for that?"

She touched Ray's nose with her before replied. "Let me think."

"You think too much."

Ray then pulled her and kissed her lips. She felt Ray's hand on her back pulling her down to sit on her lap. She happily obeyed and put her hands on Ray's neck, kissing her hardly. She felt Ray's hands slipped inside her shirt and caressed her back. She pulled back slightly and attacked Ray's neck. Ray tilted her head aside to make better access which she happily claimed it with her lips.

She felt Ray's nail on her skin as she sucked the skin behind her earlobe. Ray's weak spot. Ray moaned loudly as she bit the flesh.

"N-Namiiii…" Ray said between her moaning. "…bed…Now!"

She smiled on Ray's skin and pulled back. "What about dinner?"

"Forget about dinner."

Ray then pushed her off of her lap and stood up. She grabbed her shirt and pulled her toward their bedroom.

The fourth tactic, success.

~Fin~