Welcome to a normal sunny day in Hazzard country, the birds are singing the bees are making out with their honey and there's a race going on.
A blue ford mustang raced along the dirt road closely followed by a black mustang and a red Chevrolet.
This is hazard country, here a 3 cars between this gang of friends is like seeing green grass and blue sky.
These boys had been racing ever since there mothers put them on there tricycles, though some would say it was as early as them being in their prams.
Pulling up at the rear is Marty Lark and his girl Carrie Conway,
'Would you put your foot down, where gonna lose'.
'I'm trying the best I can sweetheart'.
'Well you better start trying harder, because were gonna end up buying the beers, again.'
Don't they just sound like an old married couple? They've only been dating for 4 months. But things always do move fast in Hazzard.
In the red car we have Carrie's younger sister Betty along with driver Kenny Westman.'I can't get past him', Kenny complained, trying to get past the blue ford, but every time he got closer to it the car would swerve, blocking his path.
'Well your just lucky that's Jojo's driving, wouldn't want to get beaten by a girl now would you', she teased him.
'I won't mind getting beaten by that girl' he replied.
They turned on to a wider road and Kenny managed to creep beside alongside the ford.
'Looks like Jojo learned some manners' he said to Betty.
'I don't think so' she told him making sure that her seat belt was securely fastened, 'because this road goes to Millers bridge, and there's only room for one'.
She was right when they the narrow bridge came in to sight, both cars were heading towards it trying to get the lead.
'That bridge isn't gonna hold us all', Betty yelled at Kenny.
Just before they hit the wooden slacks of the bridge Kenny braked allowing Jojo to take the lead.
Beside him he heard Betty let out a sigh of relief, 'weren't scared were you girl?
Her only reply was to glare at him and hang on tight as they went over the rough ground and headed to the main road to get to the boars nest.
Leading the pack we have the Duke Cousins, Jojo short for Joseph and Annie Duke.
Both lived on the Duke farm, along with their great uncle Jessie his niece Daisy and her husband Jackson.
Jojo Duke was Vance Dukes younger brother, there farther had been sent to jail after being caught on a moonshine run when Jojo was 10 years old, his mother had looked after him until she died when he was just 14.
Being left in the care of his older brother had proved to hard for Vance, trying to raise a teenage brother while holding down a job and a social life, his attempts at trying to discipline him as well, has proved unsuccessful with Jojo often ignoring him.
Vance had found it hard and had turned to uncle Jessie for advice, he has suggested that moving to Hazzard may be what he needed.
And so Jojo had moved to Hazzard helping uncle Jessie on the farm, who in return reinstalled faith, kindness and trust in the boy, helping him through the difficult time in his life.
He had lived and worked on the farm ever since, being joined when he was 17 by his 16-year-old cousin Annie.
Annie had come to Hazzard to go to high school after being home schooled most of her life.
She had spent the first 6 years of her life in Hazzard until her farther Bo had been given the chance to drive on the NASCAR circuit.
So with there families blessing they packed they their bags and caught the bus to Indianapolis.
As Annie grew up and became a teenager, Bo started to notice the change in his daughters' sweet nature.
She had fallen into a bad mix of friends, with grades had slipped at school and her whole attitude changing. Catching her smoking and drinking one night had been the last straw for Bo, sounder the disguise of helping on the farm, he had sent her to live with Uncle Jessie.
At first it was difficult settling into the quite country live again, after spending so much of her lifetime on the buzzing circuit.
But she soon settled into a routine and after a few months had managed to get her grades began to improve, along with her manners and attitude.
Annie and Jojo had always gotten on well, playing tighter as kids at the duke's family reunions and today was no exception. Expect maybe the bigger toys.
They yelled in delight as the car slides around the corner, Kenny and Betty were still hot on the tail, trying to overtake them again.
He gave the mustang a gentle nudge on the side, making the car swerve to one side.
'Oh playing dirty is he,' Annie says.
'I don't know how long can keep going, the cars really starting to crawl, can't you feel it?'
'Well we fix it later, right now we got a race to win'.
'So what's the plan? He asked.
'Take a right up here' she told him pointing into a clearing in the woods.
'There's no road there'.
'Well will just have to make one'. She told him.
'Yes miss,' they pulled of the road and into the forest.
The three cars bounced around on the uneven ground, avoiding the fallen logs and weaving in and out through the trees.
'Do you know were this leads to? Asked Jojo.
'Of course I do' Annie told him 'just keep going straight'.
They come to the main road through a gap in the trees, seeing the rusted sign for the Boars nest a few miles in front of them.
They turned around the narrow bend, seeing the old and rusting boar's nest sign.
'You know miss Duke I feel in the mood for a victory martini' said Jojo in his best British accent. 'What about you darling?'
'Yes let's do darling' she replied playing along as they drove over the rocky path. 'Shaken not stirred'.
Skidding to a stop at the front of the boar's nest, sending dust and dirt over what was a very pristine white Toyota in the space next to them.
Kenny's mustang was the next to arrive in the parking lot, doing the same as Jojo had he pulled to a stop on the other side of the car, creating a cloud of dirt.
'Looks like Marcus got a new paint job' commented Kenny,
'That's what known as au natural' said Carrie running her finger along the car and leaving a white mark.
Marty and Carrie pulled up next to Jojo car. Stepping out they joined the others.
'What are you doing Jojo? Asked Carrie, watching him kneeling down in front of the Toyota.
'Just leaving a message' he told her, writing in the dirt on the car.
'A secret love note is it' Annie teased.
Jojo just smirked and stood up to reveal his handy work.
They all laughed at what he had written on the car.
'Beers are on you two right' said Kenny as they began to walk to the doors.
'What do you mean 'you two', I wasn't the one driving.' Carrie said.
'Oh come on Carrie' Marty said, 'I can't afford a round'.
'Well you should have thought about that babe, maybe then you shouldn't have driven like a little old lady on her way to church.'
They walked into the boars nest, adjusting their eyes to the dark room and getting used to the smell of stale beer, they made there way to the bar, seeing an older man already sitting there with 7 beers in front of him, he turned to them.
'We'll hello my little grease monkeys' he greeted.
'How you doing Cooter'.