I got the idea to write this when i was watching bad teacher so this is kinda based off of it. It's my first story so be honest!
To say Kurt Elizabeth Hummel was finished was a complete understatement.
He was more than done to say the least. But alas, poor naïve Ms. Pillsbury chose to ignore his signature bitch glare in favor of rambling about his wasted years spent 'teaching' (if you can even call it that) in the uptight wasteland they decided to call Dalton Academy for boys. "I swear I can taste the very testosterone wafting from these gorillas they call students" Kurt thought bitterly. Don't be so quick to judge. Kurt wasn't always like this. In fact, he was the complete opposite. He used to be the very picture of happiness. Downright gay with pride to say the least. But soon the bullying just got the better of him. He snapped. Simple as that. That wasn't any excuse to let his grades slip of course. Kurt began to shut people out. Even his very best diva. Mercedes Jones. "We grew apart" he liked to tell himself. However, in reality he was jealous. Jealous that Mercedes, of all people had gotten a boyfriend. Had gotten a record deal in Hollywood. When him, the poor little gay boy in the Cow Town of Lima Ohio was rejected from the school of his dreams, NYADA and had no choice but to teach at this god forsaken shithole of a school. But finally, he had the chance to get out of here. Kurt's 'Fiancé' , the one and only Blaine Anderson had gotten his precious promotion and had finally saved up enough money to retire completely and indefinitely. Of course, with Kurt right by his side.
Kurt didn't find his husband attractive at all to say the least. Where Kurt wanted his men tall, Blaine was a good 6 inches shorter than Kurt. Kurt preferred men with naturally wavy/curly hair. Not the gelled down comb over Blaine always had going on. "Kurt!" the shrill screech of Ms. Pillsbury snapped Kurt away from his thoughts. "We would all love it if you gave a speech before you left". Kurt couldn't help the sneer that fell into place upon his already flawless face. "I'd be honored" the sarcasm in his words could be felt around the room. It wasn't a secret that he was the most feared teacher in the entire school. He did, of course model his habits off of the once great Sue Sylvester herself. "It's been an honor to teach at this….wonderful establishment that we have the audacity to call an educational environment. And even though I wouldn't teach again 'professionally', I've realized I don't need a blackboard or a class room, to set an example". With his final words he gracefully carried himself out of the teachers' lounge and into the hallway. Making sure to knock down a few students who didn't manage to step out of his way in time.
Kurt made his way to the parking lot, gladly unlocking the doors to his brand new 2012 Porsche Panamera. A very generous gift from his ever so doting soon to be husband.
Tell me if i should continue! leave a comment :)