You people are probably wondering why I haven't been online for a while. You see, I was studying for my exam...not just any exam but the official public exam! Yes, that's how stressed out I am! Books, notes, the papers...THE PAPERS!!! Hahaha...just kidding. The exam ended yesterday. I am back on the glue with my CP. Funny...I can't help feeling a writing fibre coming up. SO BE PREPARED!!MUHHAHAHHAHHAH........
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Short summary;
Mostly about Yusuke (as main character)
Main set: The past
Lemon?; No , (until later chapter if required)
Fun: Maybe ^-^
Number of chapters: Unpredictable...
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Chapter 1: A historical turn in life!
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Yusuke, who was best known for his excellent fighting skill and his knack for running into situations without thinking, was bored after returning from the 2nd Great Demon tournament, which was first hosted by yours truly. He was in need of a vacation, or perhaps ....an adventure away from always over-working in the kitchen and dealing with some prettycheap debtors.
'Stupid Keiko…always asking for free ramen. How about I blow my snot on it too, bitch? Hmm…free ramen for the rest of the year, my ass.' Yusuke grumbled thoroughly as he walked home after his working hours. He had closed his ramen stall just two hours ago.
That's when he passed by an old antique shop...
He lazily glanced across the display window and… (Freeze frame) 'Hello...Is that a smooth, black, sexy-coated rare old version of my remote for 970 yen only---hmm…oh yeah, Great Sale! Since mine got lost or broken… Pfft, whatever happened to it.... I can't watch the damn black TV set since the 'On' button is only inserted on the fucking remote. No TV night—it's hurt like hell, especially if I am missing my T-rated favorites.' Yusuke suppressed a large grin and dashed into the shop. There was dink of a bell as he flipped the door open, looking around the room that was packed with rare junk before speaking out his presence to an old cashier with a long, uncombed grey beard at the counter nearby, "Hey uncle, mind if I have this baby?" Yusuke pointed to his desired purchase.
The old cashier smiled at the fine young man before turning around to fetch the remote. "No problem, this thing is a very good bargain. You have quite a sharp eye out for rare sales, my boy!"
Yusuke smiled back and scratched the back of his head, a normal habit he had if he was praised by some elders. "Hahaha…I was just passing by really. I just got lucky, that's all." Yusuke handed out the money, exchanging the goods in hand. "Oh, and keep the change."
The old man laughed back, counting the bills. "It also comes with two spare batteries. Have fun with your purchase. I hope you treat it with care…"
Yusuke was too busy admiring the nice, gorgeous remote to take account of the man's last serious tone. "Oh, I will!"
Unknown to Yusuke, the back of the package read: Danger! This product is not safe for children, elders, busybodies or retarded idiots. Any unusual occurrence that is caused by said product shall not be refunded.
Yusuke then returned home, which was still the apartment they had bought a few years ago with the fire insurance money. Yusuke opened the unguarded door, a bad habit of his mother— as well as himself, shamefully. Yusuke jammed the door, clicked on the lights, but did not bother to turn on the air-conditioner or fan. The window would do just fine.
"Good, Mom's out and the whole living room space is mine to conquer!" Yusuke flipped the plastic bag he was carrying onto the couch. The batteries and remote were inside. Making himself comfortable, he took out a soda from the fridge, along with a matching snack.
Stuffing his mouth with food, Yusuke flawlessly unzipped the bag. Yusuke took a minute to praise the remote before tearing off the package. While Yusuke was inserting the batteries, his eyes caught a bulky object hiding under the shadowy corner of the coffee table. Curiosity getting the better of him, a hand reached under and hooked out a bag. Not just any bag, his FAVOURITE bag of all time. Yusuke groaned as memories surged throughout him. It had accompanied him as he trained at Genkai's temple, then to the demon world. Yusuke peeked inside, 'Wow, it's still full of clothes that I used while staying in Makai...'
Yusuke brushed the dust from it before hooking it on his shoulder. "I will get it to the cleaners later...." Yusuke turned to pick up the remote. Without a second to waste, he tried to switch on the TV.
Click…? ...click, click…? ...X4, clicking…Damn it.I was cheated! PLAIN CHEATED! I knew it was too good to be true!
Suddenly bright light surrounded him and formed a barricade. "What the Hell!?" Another flash and he was gone, as well as the bag that was hooked on to him. The lonesome soda dropped to the floor, rolling on its side as the drink inside spilled out.
Ding! ---Back about a few centuries ago, in the feudal era, where the humans and demons lived together and not in two separate worlds.
Yusuke's POV
Yusuke felt like he was scooped up and dropped into a rock-hard pan or something. When he opened his eyes, his alert senses snapped in. He jumped up with a start and did a double take of the surroundings. 'Let's see: Dark night, shadowy trees, old wooden houses, humans, demons and pure chaos…what the fuck?!'
"Get him!"
"Down with the demons!!"
"He just ate my wife yesterday!"
"Taste my fork of pain, you man-eater!"
He peeked through some trees and viewed down the valley plain. 'There's some angry mob…I wondered what they are chasi…ng…after…OH SHIT! Is that my DAD?' 0-0
H blinked and rubbed his eyes. "Nope, not dreaming." 'That doesn't make sense; how the fuck did I get here from back home?'
The sky decided to take pity on him because a minute later, the very cause of his problem fell from the 'above' and hit Yusuke square on the head.
SXF: THUD. "Ahhhhh! Hey, you're that bitching remote that caused all this mess!"
The remote did not reply. If it did have a mind, it would have said, "Yusuke's big soft gel-hair saved my butt from hitting the ground, bless him."
Yusuke stared and hummed before roughly shoving the remote, which had decided to pop by to assist its master in the totally messed up adventure, into his bag, "Might as well save that old coot's butt from those mad bitches anyway." Yusuke slid down the slope and hopped onto the nearest roof. "Nice view…" He sped off to catch the race.
Raizen's POV (Yes, he is Yusuke's --cough--------father)
I was out feeding for some desserts after dinner and a group of humans happened to chance upon me, catching me red handed. No matter; in this era of unrestrained violence and freedom, it was great to be young and powerful. What's more, criminals ran rampant in most of these parts; the weak people in their wake were left devastated!
I gorged myself whenever I felt like it! I snickered back at those pathetic fools that tried to catch up with me. What weaklings…! I decided to…Arggh!
Uhh, damn arrows!Shit, curse my carelessness. I groaned as more arrows managed to hit and scar my flesh. Maybe I should have taken a quick escape. I spotted a cottage nearby, not too far in the forest in the Dragon Mountain range. I could lose them easily there! I was just about to dash for it, when I saw something…else.
A human boy was skipping from roof to roof at an alarming rate, and he was seemingly heading in my direction. "Yo, you! Yeah you, Bastard... I bet you can't catch me!" He then stuck out his tongue and sped off.
Okay, change of plans! I'll go heal myself after I teach that boy a lesson first!
I flew off in another direction, leaving the angry mob of villages shocked (as well as confused).
"Did you just see that?"
"He probably just used some cheap spell. Get both of them!"
"Huh?"
"That is because I am angry and tired of being looked down on; death to those who are better than us. Damn them to hell!!!! "
"Yeah!!!"
Wild, savage cheers sounded out, followed by more fire arrows, shouts, and torches, and a fork. (Angry face on mob, just great … -_-)
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I hope this chapter is a good start. Keep up the tingling vibe and add this to your favourites. I assure you, the next chapters coming up are a not the type of thing you want to miss...
Cliff puzzle:
Why the hell does Raizen wear a headband? Does he have a secret we don't want to know? ...Nahhh... Probably some fashion sense. Just forget I asked... ^-^
P.S: Happy Halloween to all fan fiction authors from around the world. Just remember to brush your teeth after dark...who knows what lies within the candy you ate...
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~ Made and Posted by Chin12300~
~ Edited by kitsuneluvuh~