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(")_(") The BEST BAD PICKUP LINES Naruto Style
DISCLAIMER: I flipped a coin and it landed on tails so I didn't buy Naruto, therefore I don't own it.
Neji:
You look familiar, have I seen you before? Oh, yeah! I remember! You look like my NEXT GIRLFRIEND!
Girl you make me want to go 360 on you
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Kankurou:
I'm like a rubix cube, the more you play with me, The harder I get!
Shikamaru:
If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?
Every time you bend over you make me want to say bend it like it's hot.
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Shino:
Do you have a Map? I got lost in your eyes.
Kiba:
If I said you 'had a nice Body'; would you hold it against me?
Don't make me go fang over fang on you!
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
Gaara:
you be the Iceberg, I'll be the Titanic, and I'll go down on you.
Did you ever see what's inside my sand coffin of love? Would you love to find out? Come on in and I'll show you.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Lee:
BE MY GIRLFRIEND! I will protect you till the day I die!
Do you have a first aid kit because my heart won't stop bleeding love for you!
Naruto:
If I toss this 50c Coin, what are my chances of getting head?
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! HAVE ME!!!
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Sasuke:
Is it hot in here or is it just my fire ball Jutsu?
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
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The writing woman,
Cherrie-Chan