11:15

From: Craig Tucker

To: Tweek Tweak

Tweek?

11:17

From: Tweek Tweak

To: Craig Tucker

Yep

11:18

From: Craig Tucker

To: Tweek Tweak

Come to my house? I'm bored.

11:23

From: Craig Tucker

To: Tweek Tweak

Tweek?

11:28

From: Craig Tucker

To: Tweek Tweak

TWEEK

11:40

From: Tweek Tweak

To: Craig Tucker

I had an accident...

11:41

From: Craig Tucker

To: Tweek Tweak

What kind of accident? Are you alright?

11:43

From: Tweek Tweak

To: Craig Tucker

Clyde came up behind me when I was doing a shift and he scared me...

11:44

From: Craig Tucker

To: Tweek Tweak

I'll beat him up for you. So what happened? Did you spill coffee over him? Wish I could have been there to see that ;)

11:45

From: Tweek Tweak

To: Craig Tucker

Don't beat anyone up Craig! You'll get in trouble again! And Clyde didn't mean to!

11:47

From: Tweek Tweak

To: Craig Tucker

Oh, and um, I spilt coffee over myself :(

11:48

From: Craig Tucker

To: Tweek Tweak

I should have known :) My little spaz, you.

11:51

From: Tweek Tweak

To: Craig Tucker

I'm not your little spaz!

11:52

From: Craig Tucker

To: Tweek Tweak

Uh, yes you are, sweetie pie :3

11:52

From: Tweek Tweak

To: Craig Tucker

Ok.

11:54

From: Tweek Tweak

To: Craig Tucker

I need to go have a shower now! I'm all sticky :'(

11:55

From: Craig Tucker

To: Tweek Tweak

That's what she said ;)


12:00

From: Craig Tucker

To: Tweek Tweak

Tweek?

12:06

From: Craig Tucker

To: Tweek Tweak

Baby, don't ignore me.

12:07

From: Tweek Tweak

To: Craig Tucker

I just got out of the shower! Sorry

12:08

From: Craig Tucker

To: Tweek Tweak

Are you still going to my house? Please, I love you.

12:15

From: Craig Tucker

To: Tweek Tweak

TWEEK ARE YOU COMING TO MY GODDAMN HOUSE OR NOT?

12:16

From: Tweek Tweak

To: Craig Tucker

I'm coming!

12:16

From: Craig Tucker

To: Tweek Tweak

That's what she said ;)


1:19

From: Kenny McCormack

To: Craig Tucker

Craig, can I come round yours? Stan and Kyle are being gay here ;)

1:20

From: Stan Marsh

To: Kenny McCormack

Wrong number, Kenny.

1:22

From: Kenny McCormack

To: Stan Marsh

Oh. Just... Joking.


1:36

From: Kenny McCormack

To: Craig Tucker

Craig, can I come round yours? Stan just kicked me out ;)

1:37

From: Craig Tucker

To: Kenny McCormack

No. I'm doing homework. And why did you put a winky face, weirdo?

1:41

From: Kenny McCormack

To: Craig Tucker

Because it make everything sound sexier ;) And hey, you're not doing homework! Tweek just put on his FaceBook that he's at your house!

1:46

From: Craig Tucker

To: Kenny McCormack

Oh, did I say homework? Sorry, my bad. I'm meant to say something else.

1:48

From: Kenny McCormack

To: Craig Tucker

What?

1:51

From: Craig Tucker

To: Kenny McCormack

What's blonde, spazzy and adorable?

1:52

From: Kenny McCormack

To: Craig Tucker

Me :)

1:53

From: Craig Tucker

To: Kenny McCormack

You may be a spaz, and blonde, but you're not adorable.

1:54

From: Kenny McCormack

To: Craig Tucker

Yeah I am ;)

1:56

From: Craig Tucker

To: Kenny McCormack

t(-_-t)

1:58

From: Kenny McCormack

To: Craig Tucker

...do you mean Tweek then?

1:59

From: Craig Tucker

To: Kenny McCormack

There's your answer.

2:01

From: Kenny McCormack

To: Craig Tucker

Oh. You're doing Tweek? LOL. You know how dirty that sounds right? ;)

2:04

From: Craig Tucker

To: Kenny McCormack

Was my intention.

2:04

From: Kenny McCormack

To: Craig Tucker

Dude.

2:06

From: Craig Tucker

To: Kenny McCormack

Goodbye Kenny.

2:07

From: Kenny McCormack

To: Craig Tucker

Oh.

2:07

From: Kenny McCormack

To: Craig Tucker

;)


6:34

From: Tweek Tweak

To: Craig Tucker

Craig!

6:35

From: Craig Tucker

To: Tweek Tweak

Yes, love?

6:35

From: Tweek Tweak

To: Craig Tucker

Don't call me that! We're not in love so I'm not your love!

6:36

From: Craig Tucker

To: Tweek Tweak

Oh :( Sorry, love.

6:37

From: Tweek Tweak

To: Craig Tucker

:(

6:37

From: Craig Tucker

To: Tweek Tweak

:P

6:38

From: Tweek Tweak

To: Craig Tucker

Knock it off!

6:39

From: Craig Tucker

To: Tweek Tweak

*Sigh* Fine. What did you want anyway?

6:41

From: Tweek Tweak

To: Craig Tucker

Why is Kenny telling me how to use condoms? And asking me how big your thing is? How the hell would I know that?!

6:42

From: Craig Tucker

To: Tweek Tweak

I hesitate to answer those questions in fear they may incriminate me.