Once upon a Time, there was an authoress, an authoress named Chi, who has dark hair (black…

Once upon a Time, there was an authoress, an authoress named Chi, who has dark hair (black…?) that has purple in the bangs, she was 5'1 AND ¾, she was Sick and she was Twisted… and she liked to make her victims suffer during her fan fics.

She enjoyed making her victims suffer the most random things… such as being hit in the ribs with a banana and then dying of internal hemorrhaging… May Mustang rest in peace. Anyway, she also enjoyed making her victims suffer through games of Truth or Dare… or in poor Elliot Grant from Mew Mew's case, being beaten with a frozen leg of lamb.

Yes, she was twisted.

And she is now walking into the room so I'm going to disappear now…

Don't worry though, you'll surely see me again…

If I don't die first…

Good Bye dear readers…

- Yami Yugi.