When I said I Do
A/N This may seem chaotic at times but please hang in there until the end, I tried not to make the characters to OOC.
Hope you like the fact that all chapters are named for country songs some are pretty goofy and you don't even have to like country music to laugh at them.
Disclaimer; I don't own Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto does.
Chapter 1Oh! Alcohol
What do you get when you mix alcohol and problem solving. Trouble, that's what you get. Lady Tsunade, current Hokage to Konoha, Villiage Hidden in the Leaves, had a problem. She had spent weeks trying to decide, yet when did she have her epiphany? Late on the night she stayed to look over the problem, with a couple of bottles of sake and fellow sanin, Jiraiya, of course. "I don't know what to do, there's no way around it. In ten to twelve years the supply of marriagable shinobi will be at dangerously low levels, we've just lost too many good people, jonin. And there were some clans in danger of actually dying out. They had to enlarge their numbers, if one died on a mission there could literally be an end to a clan. Thanks to the treaty we now have with Suna, we need to take this time to regroup, and well, frankly repopulate our fighting forces, we have loads of civilians but it's the clans who make up our fighters who must work to enlarge their numbers."
Tsunade took a huge swig from her cup and turned to Jiraiya. He was smiling, that pervy brain of his obviously going into overlode. "Well... you have the power... just tell them to start making babies!" he said, rubbing his hands together, he pictured the fun making babies could be. Tsunade looked at him with shock, "That won't work you dobe!" Running her fingers through her hair she sighed heavily, "Hell, I wish it was that easy." Suddenly the busty blonde standing up to walk in very unsteady circles began talking to herself. "Wait...yeah that could work,...just some of the main clan jonin of course...yes! Mixed with our younger most promising kunoichis. Maybe even Sasuke later after he regains some trust. It could really work!"With this last she hit the desk so hard it broke into two pieces, and without even noticing she turned to plop back into her chair and pick up a pen, she started tapping it against her lips, and she said, "now who should go with who?"
Jiraiya, thinking she was going with his idea, started getting excited, with a drop of blood slowly dripping from his left nostril, he yelled, "Alright Villiage orgy, sign me up!" his eyes glazing with visions of beautiful women offering to bare his children. Suddenly he fell from his chair, Tsunade moved, from where she had just hit him in the back of the head, to say, "You Teme, they will be arranged marriages we need to build the clans not have a freaking babyboom."Jiraiya still rubbing his head, whined, "Marriage, count me out I'm not the settling kind, can't be stingy with all this sexy to spread, you know!"He was straightening his robes and strutting around like a stud, turning to smile at her. "You're the first on the list moron, your 'tadpoles' aren't getting any younger, now I just have to think of someone who can keep you in line."Jiraiya with a look of pure horror on his face looked at her and stumbling across the room managed to find the door, only to run out yelling, "Woman you have lost your mind, you're crazy!"Tsunade calmly reached down to pick up some paper off the floor and thought, 'crazy, huh?' with an evil grin she laughed, in a way that, if the Toad Sage had heard her, it would of given him chills. "Oh she's perfect. not to young, but definitely capable of keeping him in line!" she started a list that would change the lives of many. Yes alcohol was involved with the problem solving, but would it cause problems of it's own?