The Hostess Club: Sisterly Love
"By the forces of nature, the Hitachiin twins will turn into females!" Nekozawa turns the Hitachiin twins into girls as punishment, but somehow, they turn it into a sweet reward for everyone. implied Hitachiincest, crack
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It all happened so suddenly, so awkwardly…. However did Hikaru and Kaoru have large pairs of spheres hanging from their chests, their hair longer and passing their butt by just a millimeter, their frame smaller and more hour-glass shaped? As they thought and thought, thinking of a solution of the burden they were currently having to deal with, they thought of one person: Nekozawa.
Ah, yes, this was all Nekozawa's doings. Evil, evil Nekozawa.
Hey, wait, why did he even turn the Hitachiin twins into girls in the first place?
…
Ah, right: Kaoru kept shining a flashlight at his face, and Hikaru always tricked him into go to a bright room. It all made sense now!
Though, why girls? Why not toads, or flies, or some other unpopular animals?
…
Pervert.
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Hikaru was grinning as she (or was it he?) cupped her hands around her newly acquired breasts, feeling the soft, tenderness of her skin. "Fuck, I actually like being a girl."
Kaoru giggled, her voice having gotten higher and sweeter from the transformation. She grabbed Hikaru's wrists and wringed them back to his sides. "Naughty, naughty Hikaru! Don't be like Nekozawa." She winked.
"Who's Hikaru? I'm not Hikaru," the girl said in a teasing tone, seating herself on the bench of the changing room. She grabbed two extra yellow dresses, one for her sister and for herself, and started undressing, flinging the other one at her sister's direction.
The other girl rolled her eyes, undressing too. "Fine, Hikari."
"That's better, Kaori."
The two burst into fits of unnecessary laughter as they both fit into their dresses, swaying around.
"Ah, Hikari," "Kaori" said, their hands clutched in each other's, "I think it's better if we're girls."
"Agreed." "Hikari" was nodding her head as she spotted the Third Music Room, smiling. "Nekozawa has bad taste in punishment."
The two giggled, entering the music room together. They were greeted by the Host Club, minus the twins. Tamaki was the one who reached up to them, immediately starting to flirt.
"Ooh, twins! Your beauties are so equally symmetrical, I do not have the heart to decide which one I like. Would you care… if both of you would be with me?" Tamaki held out two red roses in front of them, showing off his white teeth in, smiling in the most refreshing way ever. He expected them to squeal, to say he was the best, but he got a different response.
Laughter.
Tamaki's arms fell down to his sides in crushing defeat and disappointment. When the laughing finally ceased to stop, Hikari was the one to speak. "Oi, Milord, it's me: Hikari."
"And Kaori," Kaori chimed in immediately after in a bubbly mood.
It took a few moments of shock which slowly evolved into confusion for the Host Club to register what happened to the twins: they turned into girls. Evil, prank-pulling, evil, evil, cute, female… hot… sexy, but still pure evil Hitachiin twins.
Haruhi was the first to break from the unbelievable trance. She walked towards the twins, pulling at their hair, but only got small yelps from each of them. "Ah, sorry. I just… can't believe you guys-"
"Girls," the Hitachiin sisters sang in unison, making Haruhi roll her eyes in response.
"Girls"-she calmed her state of being, still dubious about the whole Hitachiin-twins-turning-into-girls predicament-"You look so different."
"Uh-huh!" Hunny poked his bunny in front of the twin's faces, making them give him an irritated look. Hunny being Hunny, though, was oblivious of the glares. "You look like real girls; I didn't even recognize you two! Hika-chan, your hair smells so fruity and yummy! Oh, and Kao-chan, I like how you have a strawberry-ish perfume on you… and I really like strawberries, so it kinda makes me hungry! I think I want some cake now, but I dunno, would you like some too? Hika-chan? Kao-chan?" While Hunny was rambling on and on, with Mori picking him up, lecturing him shortly ("Don't."), Kyouya was suddenly at the twin's sides, angry.
"How do you suppose we do your Brotherly Love act now?" He snarled, his face turning vicious and scary. "You do know our profits will decrease, and I'm not a very happy man when I don't get my money."
"You're so much like Mr. Krabs, always thinking about money," Hikari whined, hugging Kaori, kissing her on the lips.
She blushed. "Oh, Hikari!"
Hikari and Kaori smirked after showing their latest invention. "Sisterly Love," the two said together, squeezing the palms of their hands in each other's as their cheeks started brushing against each other's cutely.
Haruhi and Kyouya, stunned for a second, started laughing. Tamaki later joined in with the laughter, even though he didn't know what they were laughing about, and Hunny suddenly joined in because he didn't want to be left out.
The Hitachiin sisters sneered, scoffing. "Ai, you're all such meanies!" Hikaru folded his arms over his chest, Kaoru mirroring the same movements.
Kyouya, pausing his laughter, said in a cool voice, "If you twins forgot, let me refresh your memories: this is the Host Club. Not the Hostess Club. Therefore, no Sisterly Love…" Kyouya trailed off, looking at the devious smile on the twins' faces, and finally understood. "Oh, the Hostess Club idea…?"
The Hitachiin twins nodded. "You guys can dress up as girls," Kaori said.
"And if you're thinking about the merits you'll get," Hikari said, "girls will love it, and some guys would, too. What's better than girls fucking at each other?"
Haruhi, upon hearing Hikari's last sentence, managed to excuse herself and ran to the bathroom. Tamaki was the only one worried at his daughter's expense, but his attention quickly reverted back to Kyouya.
"You're right." A smug smirk flashed across Kyouya's face as he sketched a few things down on his paper. "Daddy?"
"Oh, right. Hikaru and Kaoru"-Tamaki received separate glares from the twins, Hikari's a level scarier-"I mean, Hikari and Kaori, get some of the girly clothing and makeup artists ready! Kyouya, organize, keep doing whatever it is you're doing, and inform the princesses (any maybe guys?) that the Hostess Club will be a few minutes late! Mori, get the tables ready! And Hunny… decorate the place with as much girly material as possible! My daughter may be able to help, so when she comes back, tell her to help you!" Tamaki sat on his high chair as the twins came back with giant, fluffy, and overly frilly dresses and tons of makeup.
They started separating the Host Club members, once they were done with their jobs, and seating them in high chairs, dabbing on as much makeup and ribbons and other female accessories as possible.
Finally, after five minutes of getting ready, the Hostess Club was ready, and the Hitachiin twins anticipated, both too anxious, of showing their Sisterly Love.
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The Hostess Club is… open!
Girls piled in with a few guys coming in, too. Most girls were awing at the place, giggling at the Hostess Club members beautiful dresses and looks.
"Ah, my female companions, is this not great? Do you not love the sight? We've done it all for this special occasion, which is why we were a few minutes late." Tamaki seated himself gracefully in a high chair, drinking from a glass with his pinky up.
"Oh, but girls are always fashionably late!" "That's just how we are!" "Ooh, I love the pink ribbons; they are so cute!" The girls were clustering all over Tamaki.
Tamaki, hiding his smile, started blushing. "Who would like to braid my hair? I heard it as a commoner tradition, and it looks to be quite fun."
Girls started squealing as they took turns playing around with Tamaki's hair.
"Oh, and darlings, please call me Tamiko for today!"
Whilst the girls at Tamaki's area were busy with his hair, in Haruhi's table there were girls (and even a few guys) who were telling her about her "authentic girly features." Thankfully, everyone at her table was too dense to find out she really was a girl.
In Hunny and Mori's table, everyone was gushing at how cute Hunny looked in a dress. Mori wasn't able to look like a girl, but that didn't matter; the girls and a few guys were asking him questions of what it would be like if he did dress up as a girl.
"Takashi would go by Moriko, because if he was a girl, he would be like a forest child, I think…. Or maybe Toshiko, because I really value him! Uh, what do you think, Takashi?"
Mori smiled and nodded while patting a napkin on Hunny's cheeks, the girls blown by their displays of affection.
At Kyouya's private laptop headquarters, he was smiling. Profits were increasing, and people were still coming in. In no time, the Host Club might have the full population of high school teenagers.
Kyouya smiled, not bothered by her itchy wig or the heavy makeup she was forced to wear. He wasn't even bothered slightly by the name the girls had given him ("Oh, Kyouya-kun, your Hostess name for today should be Kyoko!"), because if it meant he was getting money, it all paid for it.
At the twin's table, a huge group of teenagers were around their table, anticipating the moment of their "Sisterly Love." The two already introduced their Hostess names, and they were getting ready to perform.
Except, it wasn't really an act. Not to Hikari, anyway.
As Hikari pressed her little sister's head against her chest, twirling her long hair around her fingers, she couldn't help but thank Nekozawa for his bad choice in punishment.
Although, even though they really liked Nekozawa's form of punishment for right now, they wondered something: how did Nekozawa even turn them into girls?
The world may never know….
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A/N: A crappy ending to a crappy fic. xD And thus begins my Hostess Club crack (and may end it, because I don't like it)! I've been wanting to do this since I've first watched the Host Club do their little things in Host Club hours, but I never really wanted it to be serious, so I'm making it cracky. Hehe, I can just imagine Nekozawa as a girl; it would be cute. :3
So, just in case I don't forget and decide to write another Hostess Club thing, Tamaki is Tamiko, Haruhi is still Haruhi (but I was thinking of making her Harumi?), Mori is Moriko (or Toshiko), Hunny is still Hunny, Kaoru is Kaori, Hikaru is Hikari, and Kyouya is Kyoko? Yeah, I think that's right.
O.o