Hey guys just a new fanfic that came into to my mind. Once again it's an AU but this time it is a romantic comedy. My other fic is too sad so I want to make a lighter one. Hope you guys enjoy.
I do not own any of the characters!
Gale's POV
"Sorry Gale, but it just doesn't work out. I'm tired of our relationship. It's as if you date me so that you could have someone you could call a girlfriend. You're not romantic at all. You're nothing like Peeta, I'm sorry but we are over."
That's what Katniss said, I can't believe she broke up with me to be with that sappy Peeta Mellark. Yeah he is romantic and makes any girl feel like a princess but I'm still manlier than him. And besides since when did Katniss became a romantic type? I couldn't understand why she left me to be with Prince Charming. I hate this. I'm going to be the laughing stock of the whole school. Could this get any worse?
Apparently it does. Madge Undersee, the girl that I despise, the uptight and boring daddy's girl, is coming to the cafeteria. Why does she even eat here? I bet she just want to show her lunch that is made by world class chefs. Wait she seems upset, what is she looking at? I look at the direction that she's looking and wished that I didn't. I see Katniss and Mellark feeding each other. Disgusting? She wants me to that with her? Wait, Peeta and Madge were a couple. I bet he dumped her because she is so boring. She seems really sad by this though, probably her ego couldn't handle the fact that she was dumped. She found a seat and eats alone. She is still looking at Katniss and Peeta. I think she really loves Peeta, I feel the same way, I also love Katniss and I want her to be mine again. Hey I've got an idea.
Slowly I approach Madge's seat, if I want my plan to work I need her. Even though I hate her she is the only person who could do this with me.
Madge's POV
I can't believe that Peeta broke up with me. Yes I'm uptight and don't party much but is that enough for him to break with me. And now I see him with Katniss. They really are in love. He didn't like that when we were still together. Stop it, Madge let Peeta go. Even though I don't have much of an appetite I still eat my lunch, Lydia put a lot of effort in making this. While eating my lunch, suddenly someone take a seat at my table and it is none other than the most despicable guy in the school. Gale Hawthorne.
"What do you want?" I asked with irritation. Why can't he leave me alone?
""Hey no need to be angry. I came here because I have a preposition."
"Please, as if you even know what that means."
"No need to be a smartass Undersee. Okay, I know that you are still in love with Peeta and I also know that you want him back. I have a plan."
"Oh this must be good." I said sarcastically
Gale just rolled his eye. "You know that I hate you so much, but the only way that my plan will work is if you work with me. I love Katniss you love Peeta, we're the perfect combination."
"Okay what are you suggesting?"
"I was thinking, they broke up with us because they didn't like something about us. Katniss broke up with me because I am not romantic and Peeta broke up with you because you bore him to hell."
"I do not!"
"Of course you don't, whatever. So my plan is we should show them that they are wrong."
"Oh so you mean to say that we will prove to Katniss that you are not a jerk, I think that is pretty impossible."
"Shut up Undersee, do you want Peeta or not?"
"Fine. So how will you prove that you are not a jerk, I mean that you are romantic."
"Well…we are going to pretend to be a couple."
"What?"
"Come on, it will be perfect. I could teach how to have some fun, and you will help me to be romantic. If this plan works, you get Peeta I get Katniss. It's win-win for everybody."
"I don't know. I hate you and you hate me. Do you think it will work?"
Gale put his right hand on his heart and dramatically says "All for the sake of love. I will put up with your attitude. So what do you think?"
I rolled my eyes. "Deal."
So what do you guys think? Please review.