Okay, peoples. This story is called Ask Emmett. It's a short little drabble that me and my friend came up with whilst bored during school. We perfected our ideas and this is the result. Rated T for safety. Very, very short.
Ask Emmett
As Jacob walked to Bella and Edward's room with the intention of asking for food he rested Renesme on his hip. She giggled softly every few seconds and Jacob guessed it was just the smell of extra pheromones in the air. He frowned, blaming the slightly intoxicating smell on Emmett, who had visited earlier.
After opening the bedroom door the werewolf no longer blamed Edward's brother.
Lying in the middle of the bed was Bella, her legs and arms outstretched as she offered herself to Edward. The vampire was leant over her, shirtless and with the fly of his pants undone. Both froze instantly.
Jacob didn't stay to look. He turned whilst covering Renesme's eyes.
"Sorry!" He called through the door. "Was looking for food." He heard Edward muttering about stupid wolves before he walked back to the kitchen.
Sitting Renesme on the bench, Jacob opened the fridge and stuck his head in, intent on finding the meat he so desired.
"Jake?" Renesme inquired, getting a hum of recognition. "What was Mummy and Daddy doing?" Jacob choked and whacked his head on the shelf above. He stuttered terribly before choking out two words.
"Ask Emmett."
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