A/N - i know its short but the idea wouldn't leave me alone until i wrote it down.
Disclaimer - I do not own Doctor Who. Wish i did and am very envious of the people that do.
"Where is it? Where is that blasted screwdriver? It was in my pocket a few minutes ago."
Jack smiled his cheeky little smile. The smile he used when the doctor was being his normal hopeless self.
"I will give you a clue. It's near something you hear people in."
"Aha" he announced "The phone"
Jack burst into a fit of giggles.
"No, you stupid time lord."
Jack walked over to where the doctor was leaning against the wall.
"You know it's the same with all life forms alien or not. They just can't see what's right behind them. Or in your case right behind your ear."
And with that jack leant over him pulling the screwdriver from behind his ear and slipping it into his hand. He pressed his body close. And slowly kissed him.