Disclaimer:I do not own Danny Phantom or this site v.v agirl can dream though...For If I did own DP Danny wouldnt have that weird D on his shirt.Dan Phantom would be my husband.And Vlad would be some lazy dude outside of Denny's(Do not own)waving a sign that says "Stranded" or "Work For Food".Oh also nothing mentioned here is anything I own Just to clear that up.

Dumbfounded

Danny starred at the computer screen as he was laughing his ass off after he read some story on gasped between laughs.

Jazz walked into the room staring at Danny as if he just grew two heads."Uh...Danny are you ok?"

After Danny had settled down he nodded."Yeah I am,just read something funny on here."he said pointing at the monitor.

"Oh...ok Here it came in the mail for you."she handed the halfa a envelope that strangley smelled like that crappy expensive colonge that's in cosmopolitan...but of course he wouldnt no that nope no siry heh heh..."Thabks Jazz"he nodded putting the letter aside.

"Aren't you goning to read it?I think its for a renewl of CosmoGirl.."Jazz said but was quickly interupted by Danny."Of...uh...Boys Life magazine...uh Yeah!I need to renew my subscription heh heh.."Danny interupted quickly looking out the windows checking to see if anyone was out there that could have overheard.

Jazz rolled her eyes."Whatever..."she muttered as she exited the boys room.

"Whew!"Danny sighed as he sank to the ground."That was too close"

Danny got up and went over to his desk picking up the envelope.He inhaled the aroma and sighed heavinly.He opened the envelope looking inside.But not expecting to see what he saw.It was a letter.But no ordinary letter it had been sent from his arch nemisis Vlad Plasmius...or as the letter had stated "Dalv".

"Cool I have an arch nemisis?"

"Stick to the script!"yelled the annoyed narrator.Obviously PO'd for being interupted.

"Sheesh sorry.."The ghost boy roled his eyes."Crazed Up Fruit-Loop(Dont own)"

"I heard that!"

"Sorry!"

"It ok"

"..."Danny blinked a few times.

"Uh...What was I doing again?"

"Oh for God's Sake!Why couldnt we get a mature adult to play this role!"the Narrator yelled to no one.

"Hey,i resent that!"Yelled the 14-year-old.

"Good!Just get back to reading your letter!"

"Fine!"He stuck his tongue at the ceiling.Then looked down at his letter.

Dear Daniel Fenton(Whos last name should be masters!),

Danny rolled his eyes at the Masters part.

I have taken hostage your girlfriend Sam and your geeky friend Pucker..or whatever his name is.If you ever want to see them again I suggest you come to my castle.

Sincerely

Dalv(Who Is not Vlad Plasmius!)

P.S:I hope you enjoyed the cologne I put into the envelope!It was just resently released I think it smells like conditioner!What do you think the scent is?Tell me whacha think when you arrive!

'Youve got to be kidding me..'Danny thought.'Even i know that it is Vlad who sent the letter...wait..that came out wrong...OH forget it!'The confused teen yelled inwardly.

"I've got to save them!"He yelled!"I'm Goin Ghost!"

He transformed into his ghost form and flew out the window leaving the letter behind.Seconds later he flew back inside grabbing the letter he inhaled the scent yet again."Conditioner?Smells more like Cherry Blossoms with a mix of Rain to me.."He quickly put the letter back down and flew out the window again to go save his friends.

Vlads Castle

Inside a dungeon Sam and Smuckers...I mean Tucker were playing go fish obviously bored outta their minds.

"Got any three's?"The techno-geek asked.

"Nope go fish."answered the pretty goth.

Sam layed down her hand and sighed."Well I'm out."

Tucker cursed as he counted his points."Well looks like you win."

"Great now there is nothing to do..."Sam banged her head against the dungeon wall.She closed her eyes wishing she was out of this Packers filled place.A long silence that seemed to last forever was broke whrn Tucker asked."Did you ever notice how alot of vilains and places have the same names as characters in horror films or things like that?"

Sam opened her eyes and looked at him curiously."Yeah why?"

"Just wondering...I mean like are School is called "Casper" High and we live in "Amity"Park."Tucker explained.

"Yeah...and Vlad!Hello..."Vlad The Impaler"!"She said realising the uncanny likeness of the names.

They were interupted by the sound of the dungeon door opening."I see you have made yourselve comfortable."Said the sly voice of Vlad as he walked inside facing the the caged two."Were on to you Vlad!We know your trying to lure Danny her to kill him!"Sam yelled.

The rich dude rolled his eyes."Oh my a bit obvious arent we dear?"He smirked."But that is only half of it."He continued."First I will have him do my biddings and he will be my slave!Then after that he will be forced to..."He said dramaticly."Bum Bum Bum..."Sam and Vlad stared at Tucker with a face that looked like O.o."I like making the bumy noises..."

"Ok then...anyway...""

"Bum Bum Bum..."

"Would you cut that out!"Vlad screetched.

"As I was saying!"He continued giving Tucker a warning glare as he opened his mouth."I will amke him help me rearange my furniture!"AND!Make him help me redisign my costume!"Sam and Tucker stared at him with their mouths agap.

"Dude,You've got to be kidding me...Rearange your furniture...and redisign your costume..."Tucker said blankly.

"Yes!Isnt that evil!Muahahahaha!"

"No Its Not!"Screamed Tucker and Sam in unison.

"Oh...Well...WHO ASKED YOU!"Vlad screamed as he ran off in tears sobbing unconrtolably,leaving a confused Sam and Tucker in his wake.

A/N:Please R&R! Please send sugar with your reviews so I will become hyper so I can wright the next chappy. Tank You for Reading this chappy!

Ja Ne! (Means See Ya in Japanese)