Ahhh! I'm back from the funeral! Whoo! But... Damnit! I have to be with those creepy girls again! Ahmm... What were their names...? Oh yeah, Rena, the motherfucker who can't say anything without repeat it (maybe she's Jacob Two-Two sister) and changed her name in an ilegal way, but i like her, she has big boobs, we have Mion, it's obvious she's in love with me, she is like a macho or something, the other world she (SPOILER) fucked everybody because i didn't give her a doll, yeah, A DOLL! It thought she didn't want it, dudes, i mean, when i discovered she did all that because of a motherfucker doll i was like WEIRDDD with a face like this: " :| "But well, i like her because she has nice boobs. Shion, the traumated girl that can't get over Satoshi, oh my god! When i discovered that i was like "LOOSER! *glee hand*" But, oh dudes! She has super boobs! So i like her. Rika, the other traumated girl (i have to say that everybody here has a trauma) but she's always like "Nippah! Everything is okay! Nippah! We will live forever! Wiii! Nippah!" but what the hell? SHE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS THAT EVERYBODY'S GONNA DIE! And, her lesbian friend, of course. Everybody says she's a little girl, but i know she has big boobs; the thing is that her clothes hide it, so i like her. Satoko, this girl... Damnit! She's SO FUCKING ANNOYING! I don't even know why i (SPOILER) saved her! Oh yeah, Shion told me she would have sex with me if i go and save her, aww... Sex... Okay, okay! The thing is that this girl is always like "Nii nii! Nii nii!" WHAT THE HELL DOES NII NII MEAN? Really, i was like LOL when Rika fucked her. I wasn't in that episode, but i saw it with the director, and Rika was like "No, no, no! I did it bad, let me do it again" and again and again, haha, that day was awesome! I don't like her cuz she doesn't have nice boobs, i KNOW, once i saw her naked in the bathroom (it was one of the times i saved her). Well, I'm here, oh fuck! There's Rena! Gotta hide! Mom, if Rena asks you if I'm here, tell her I'm... Busy!
But you are not... Hey! Rena is a nice girl, you should date with her! -said my mom-.
Ehh... whatever -i said while getting upstairs-.
*Knocking*
Good afternoon! Is Keiichi here? -said the weird girl-
Ehh... He's... Busy... You know... -said my mom nervously-
Ohhh... Yeah... I get it... Better go, i don't wanna interrupt his... Massage -said Rena, blinking her eye-.
I'm not masturbating! -i screamed- Oops... Hi, Rena, hehe, i finish my...
Masturbation? -Said her-
No, no, no! My... My... I was on... Ehh... Facebook, yeah, that -i said nervous-
Oh, facebook! And... You were busy because of that? -Asked her-
Yeah, i was chating, you know -i answered-
Well, okay! Can i get upstairs with you? -The weird girl asked-
Ehh, aha, of course! -i said while getting upstairs-
Yey! And... What are we gonna do? -she asked glad-
Ehh... Facebook. -i said cold-
Don't you have twitter? -She asked-
What the HELL? Fuck you -i yelled-
Why are you so bad with me? -she cried while jumping from the window-
See you next world! Bah, didn't i tell you? Everybody here is a mess. And... That's how i live, tomorrow I'll wake up and Rena will be like "Hi, Keiichi-kuuun!" Dude, it's boring to repeat the same again and again. Fuck you, Hinamizawa!