Deep inside a cave somewhere, aptly named The Cave Of Wonders, Aladdin laid on the ground, almost passed out. He was drunk again. Well...okay, he actually was sent falling to his doom by the evil and slightly effeminate Jafar...and he was drunk too. Near him was his pet monkey Abu, who had stolen the lamp from Jafar. Told you too soon? Too bad.
Aladdin sat up and rubbed his head, looking up at the now enclosed entrance. "That dick, I gave him that lamp thing, and he does this...could've at least tossed us some beer." Abu made some noises, alerting Aladdin. "What, you have BEER?" Abu pulled out the lamp and held it up. "Oh, just a piece of shit...never mind. Wait...maybe there's beer inside!"
Aladdin snatched the lamp and rubbed it a bit, and it started to vibrate, inside a voice could be heard. A smoke started to come out of it, scaring Aladdin, his lover...I mean monkey, and the freaky flying carpet. The blue smoke formed into a shape and eventually cleared to reveal...
"I am Iron Man," Tony Stark said, emerging from the lamp. He blasted Aladdin across the chamber. "And there is booze in there, but it's mine. Later losers!" Iron Man blasted the monkey as well and flew up and out of the cave.