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Author's Notes: This is a humor one-shot fic about when the cast of Rurouni Kenshin become doctors. This should be very interesting.
Rurouni Kenshin Emergency Room
Author: Emilee
All of the emergency room doctors were sitting in the lobby, waiting for another emergency call. They consisted of: Kenshin, Kaoru, Yahiko, Sano, Saitoh, Soujiro, and Hiko. Figures most of the real doctors are not there.
On the intercom the person said, "We need all doctors to the emergency room immediately. They all stood up and made their way to the emergncy room.
Once they entered there were seven paitents waiting on surgery. Just enough for each doctor to have one paitient.
Kenshin walked over to the first patient and said, "What seems to be the problem?"
The man did not reply, instead he sat there shaking horribly. "You must have had sake, did you not?"
The man still shook. "KENSHIN NO BAKA!!!!!!"Kaoru screamed. "He is having a seizure!"
"Oro?"
"Just go tend to my paitent and I will tend to him."Kaoru said shaking her head.
Kenshin began working on the other man. Yahiko was having a little trouble himself.
"I can't see..."Yahiko said standing on his tiptoes.
Sano looked at his patient and then Yahiko. Sano's patient was having a heart attack. "He can wait."Sano said getting on his knees and putting Yahiko on his shoulders.
Kaoru finished with her patient and saw Sano and the man having a heart attack. She rushed over quickly and began working. "Do I have to fill in for everyone?!"
Saitoh lit a cigarette and blew a puff of smoke out. "Excuse me. You will contaminate the untensils Dr. Hajime."The nurse said looking him straight in the eye.
"Who cares? We will all die someday. Why not get a headstart?"
Over to Soujiro, his patient was close to death. Soujiro was smilingly wildly while saying, "I am so sorry, but you are about to die."
"Why are you smiling? That is nothing to smile about."The man fell over dead before me could say another word.
Hiko was getting ready to operate. He put on his gloves and grabbed a bottle of sake. He gulped it down extremely fast. In about a few minutes he was drunk. The patient looked worried watching him come over with a knife in hand. Hiko was swaying back and forth. He started jabbing the knife down and reluctantly the man dodged the strikes just barely.
"HE IS A KILLER!!!! HE WILL STAB YOU AND KILL YOU!!!!!!"The man shouted running ou to fthe hospital.
Once everything was taken care of another few patients came in. This is one of the wierdest emergency rooms that you would ever see.
~*~THE END~*~
Authos's Notes: That was a little strange, I know. Please r and r. This was a quick throw together fic but it was fun writing it.
Author's Notes: This is a humor one-shot fic about when the cast of Rurouni Kenshin become doctors. This should be very interesting.
Rurouni Kenshin Emergency Room
Author: Emilee
All of the emergency room doctors were sitting in the lobby, waiting for another emergency call. They consisted of: Kenshin, Kaoru, Yahiko, Sano, Saitoh, Soujiro, and Hiko. Figures most of the real doctors are not there.
On the intercom the person said, "We need all doctors to the emergency room immediately. They all stood up and made their way to the emergncy room.
Once they entered there were seven paitents waiting on surgery. Just enough for each doctor to have one paitient.
Kenshin walked over to the first patient and said, "What seems to be the problem?"
The man did not reply, instead he sat there shaking horribly. "You must have had sake, did you not?"
The man still shook. "KENSHIN NO BAKA!!!!!!"Kaoru screamed. "He is having a seizure!"
"Oro?"
"Just go tend to my paitent and I will tend to him."Kaoru said shaking her head.
Kenshin began working on the other man. Yahiko was having a little trouble himself.
"I can't see..."Yahiko said standing on his tiptoes.
Sano looked at his patient and then Yahiko. Sano's patient was having a heart attack. "He can wait."Sano said getting on his knees and putting Yahiko on his shoulders.
Kaoru finished with her patient and saw Sano and the man having a heart attack. She rushed over quickly and began working. "Do I have to fill in for everyone?!"
Saitoh lit a cigarette and blew a puff of smoke out. "Excuse me. You will contaminate the untensils Dr. Hajime."The nurse said looking him straight in the eye.
"Who cares? We will all die someday. Why not get a headstart?"
Over to Soujiro, his patient was close to death. Soujiro was smilingly wildly while saying, "I am so sorry, but you are about to die."
"Why are you smiling? That is nothing to smile about."The man fell over dead before me could say another word.
Hiko was getting ready to operate. He put on his gloves and grabbed a bottle of sake. He gulped it down extremely fast. In about a few minutes he was drunk. The patient looked worried watching him come over with a knife in hand. Hiko was swaying back and forth. He started jabbing the knife down and reluctantly the man dodged the strikes just barely.
"HE IS A KILLER!!!! HE WILL STAB YOU AND KILL YOU!!!!!!"The man shouted running ou to fthe hospital.
Once everything was taken care of another few patients came in. This is one of the wierdest emergency rooms that you would ever see.
~*~THE END~*~
Authos's Notes: That was a little strange, I know. Please r and r. This was a quick throw together fic but it was fun writing it.