10 Ways to Piss off Edward-
1. Mess with Bella- play with her emotions; screw up her sleeping and eating habits anything you can get your hands on.
2. Get everyone in the house to think about burning things, and the magical mushrooms outside- then tell him not to listen to the voices in his head, and not to do what they say.
3. Take all the disks out of their cases in his CD collection, but leave the cases where they are- then when he wants them back, frame Bella.
4. Get Bella to sing "Barbie girl" with you over the School speaker system, then dedicate the song to Edward.
5. Pain the passenger's side of the Volvo pink- so he can't see it.
6. Move everything in his room while he is away hunting down the hall to a spare room- then convince him it's always been his room.
7. While Bella is asleep strap fake explosive to her, and write and elaborate letter to Edward explaining "her" plane to blow up the school.
8. Just before Bella comes over, hold Edward down and let Alice give him a make-over; then tell Bella about how he has been doing it for years, and about his new job (striping at a club).
9. Sing the llama song repetitively in your head for a week straight.
10. Replace his baby grand piano with the small plastic one from the Charlie brown show.