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High I am mary sue but I am going to change my name to bella and move to forks I am 14 and this is my first fan friction
Bella's pov
It has been three monthis since my third birthday my parents who married right out of highschool because my mother was pregnant it was lunch time when my fater chief Charlie swan came home from lunch my mother was out in back hanging up the laundry while I red Wuthering heights when a vampire ran out of the woulds and bit her neck there was alot of blood I ran inside knowing she was a goner to ell my father who promptly had a heart attack (he was old like 21he was due for a massive coronary) I tried everything to save him even the emergency tracheotomy did not help
I packed up my clothes in my backpack and hello kitty rolling suitcase making sure I had my favorite stuffed lion on top, and started walking to the police station waving at the nabores as I went
"I am in need of assistance" "what is it little girl" "my mother exsanguinated and my father died of a coronary though I can cook for my self I am a cordon blue chef I guess I must go to an orphanage and be adopted" "do you have any relatives" "well my grand parents who are ancient they must be in their fourties" "that is too old" they take to an orphanage a week later after becoming BFF with Jennifer I am adopted by james and Vicky they say that they are members of a biker gang and they want me to cook meth they sign the papers with an X and have me ride between the on their harley and drive to the motel where they live