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Bold-Flashback

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"Shizune" bellowed Tsunade from her office.

"Yes, Tsunade." replied the younger medic, while holding Tonton the pig in her arms.

"I have a patient for you to check up on. I need you to report back to me immediately, room numbers 214."

"Tsunade, what kind of damage has the patient undergone?" questioned Shizune setting Tonton

"Minor injuries from a mission, nothing life threatening." answered the Hokage.

"Am I familiar with this patient?"

"You should be you were on the same Genin team." laughed the young-looking woman.

Shizune's eyes widen.

"Could it be Rhidou or Genma? What have they done now? No doubt something stupid." thought Shizune.

"Why, what happened? Are they all right? How long-"

"Shizune, it was just a stupid mistake. He's fine." interrupted Tsunade.

"It was Genma then." thought Shizune.

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Shizune quietly entered the pale walled room. Genma was lying on one of the beds.

Not much blood pouring out of him.

No seizures irrupting from him.

No obvious mental difficulty…or at least no more than usual.

Genma glanced up at Shizune. For a moment his copper eyes met her dark chocolate ones.

It was then that she noticed the unusual way Genma held his shoulder and a semi-deep gash running down his cheek. Both injuries would be easy enough to heal.

"So. What'd you do this time?" asked Shizune

"…"

"Well." pleaded an impatient Shizune.

"I was helping Raidou." growled Genma.

"So how'd you get hurt then? You mouth-off to him and the result was a fist fight." assumed Shizune

Genma's pride had taken a blow.

"Ha ha, very funny and no I wasn't mouthing off to anybody." said Genma.

"Well, then what happened tough guy?" inquired Shizune, sarcasm dripping from her voice.

"The dumb ass fell on me, then we slid on a nearby bush until we jammed into a wire fence." sighed Genma.

"I know she's trying not to laugh. Hell she failed that undertaking." thought Genma.

Shizune couldn't take it anymore. She had to laugh. The room filled with the laughter that could only be the cause of "another goof landed Genma in the hospital" scheme.

Shizune tumbled over Genma's white sheeted bed. Lieing next to him like they would in their Genin days.

"I'm glad you found this humorous."

"You're an idiot." Shizune stated.

"You say that every time I get hurt." Genma so nicely pointed out.

"Yeah and I always will." laughed Shizune.

The day ended with Shizune healing Genma. The poor unfortunate soul was destined to spend the rest of his life tormented by Shizune. Luckily Genma didn't experience this suffering alone, he suffered in a duet with Raidou.