Sayuri: What? Where are we?
Zexion: In a fan fiction.
Sayuri: We are? Since when?
Zexion: A few seconds ago.
Sayuri: Oh…
Xienza: *randomly appears* Hello!
Sayuri: Gah! Who are you?
Xienza: Xienza. You created me to be in this fan fiction. Remember?
Sayuri: I did?
Xienza: Yes.
Sayuri: …Are you sure?
Xienza: …I'll give you this cookie if you believe me.
Sayuri: Yay! *takes cookie* But I'm watching you, mysterious person!
Zexion: Can we continue?
Sayuri: Oh! I don't own Kingdom Hearts, but I own this cookie! *waves cookie around*
Xienza: And me!
Sayuri: What? Oh well! Just start!
The Organization gathered around in the Round Room. Apparently, there was some announcement. Xemnas spoke. "Good evening. Today-"
"Evening? I thought it was night!" yelled Xienza, No. XV. She's somewhere between Roxas' and Zexion's age and has shoulder-length sky-blue hair and green eyes.
"I thought it was morning!" yelled Demyx.
Axel spoke next. "It's hard to tell since it's always dark outside!"
Xienza stood up in her seat. "Ha! I'm right"
Roxas joined in. "That doesn't prove anything! Besides it's noon!"
"You don't have a watch! How would you know?"
"Well… Luxord!"
"What?" asked Luxord.
"You control time! What time is it?"
"It's morning."
Now Demyx stood up in his seat. "Ha! I'm right!"
Xienza argued back. "Then why is it dark outside?"
"How would I know?"
"Exactly! You don't know whether it's morning or not!"
"Everyone just woke up!"
"Really? I usually wake up at night."
Roxas spoke again. "Wait! Demyx, don't you usually wake up at noon?"
"Yeah, but some explosion from Vexen's lab woke me up."
Everyone looked at Vexen. He defended himself. "It's not my fault! When I left the room, Xion went in and mixed different chemicals together!"
Everyone then looked at Xion. Xion said, "Axel dared to blow up Vexen's lab!"
Axel defended himself. "Roxas dared me to dare Xion to blow up Vexen's lab!"
Roxas defended himself. "What? No I didn't!"
"ENOUGH!" yelled Xemnas. Everyone was quiet again. Demyx and Xienza sat back in their chairs. "Anyway, it has been reported that a number of Nobodies, who can be served as new recruits for the Organization, are being hidden in a boarding school by an unknown group. Zexion, Xienza, Roxas, and Xion will attend the school as students. Axel and Demyx will get some kind of job. You five will-"
Demyx interrupted. "I counted six."
"Whatever! Those listed will go undercover in the school to find those Nobodies and bring them here."
Larxene asked, "Are you sending them just to get rid of them?"
"That's… part of the reason."
"Why are you sending me?" asked Zexion.
"You're still young enough to attend school and we need to make sure no one sets the school on fire or something."
Axel scoffed. "That doesn't happen more than… five times."
"Right. Well, off you go. Get ready then meet me in the Grey Area. Try not to kill anyone." Everyone left the room.
Sayuri: Look it's Christmas! Happy Christmas!
Zexion: It's "Merry Christmas".
Sayuri: I'm just special then.