A/N: This will be a collection of seddie oneshots all based on iCarly episodes. I'll be starting from episode one and going until the last episode of iCarly ends. Each one will be a seddie related one. Let's face it, us seddie warrios can pick out even the smallest of things! So yeah, obviously, this is from iPilot.

She couldn't stand it. No, not only could she not stand it, she hated it. What is it you may ask? Well "it" happens to be Fredward Benson.

When it came to Freddie, all Sam wanted to do was pick on every little thing he did. She wanted to crush his little nerd spirits. She especially wanted to crush his hope for dating Carly.

Sam has always been that way. Aggressive, rude, and impolite were just some of the words to describe Sam. It was a part of her reputation.

There was just something about Freddie where all she wanted to do was pick on him. He was nerdy, so it was easy.

In reality though, that wasn't why Sam used him as a punching bag. Oh no, it was much more than that.

Sam couldn't stand him because for some odd reason, she was slightly attracted to the doof. Call her weird, but it's the truth.

She wanted to crush his dreams of ever dating Carly because she didn't want him too.

It's not like she would tell anyone though. She won't even tell Carly. Oh, especially not Carly.

She liked it better that everyone thought she was mean to him for no real reason.

She didn't want to like him. Maybe that is why she picked on him then. Though he is a pretty easy target, she must admit.

Freddie is adorable in a geeky way. He isn't what most girls would consider "hot" but he definitely wasn't the worse looking kid she had ever seen.

When she entered Ridgeway that Saturday morning for the auditions to be in the talent show and she saw Freddie, she wanted to scream in annoyance. So she went to her first instinct; insults.

She must admit the fact that he tried to come back was kinda…cute. Not like they were very good, but at least it was something.

Then, when he wanted to be the Technical Producer on iCarly, Sam wasn't sure if she was excited or upset. So once again, she went to her instincts. It was just insult after insult.

She was going to let no one, under any circumstances, know she slightly likes Freddie. No, it just wasn't happening!

It's probably just some short term thing anyway. See, no big deal.

Not a big deal at all. It was nothing for her to worry about.

Part of her was happy that Freddie was hanging out with her and Carly. The other part wasn't though. As of now, that other part is in the lead most of the time. And that is the key word here: most of the time.

See? It's no big deal. Just stupid puppy love is all it is. Heck, she doesn't even know if she can call it puppy love!

Positive thoughts! That's all you need to have to succeed. Or in her case, get over things. So see? Her liking someone doesn't mean anything really. Besides it's just a small crush. She's not going to let something like that mess her up. She's strong and can hide things with the best of them.

This was all just a part of life. And she never plans on part of her life being about dating the nub. So this will just be another secret she takes to the grave with her. But Sam is perfectly okay with that.

Anyway, she has a reputation to keep up! She can't be seen holding hands with a loser from the AV club! That would be horrible. She didn't want anyone to ask her "Oh, who was your first kiss?" and her answer be "Freddie Benson." She didn't want that at all.

Maybe she liked him because of his brown hair and brown eyes. Brown is her favorite color after all! It's the color of gravy. Sometimes, she would compare his eyes to pools of gravy. Or mini meatballs even.

"See? That's why you must have a small crush on him," Sam would tell herself. It's only because his eyes remind her of two of her favorite things in the world.

Ha, no big deal! None at all!

Until she got over this though, she would just keep on insulting him though. She wouldn't want to give him or anyone else for that matter the wrong idea now, would she? She just hopes she can keep it up long enough before things go bad.

Bad as in, Freddie realizing she likes him. Or bad as in, her liking him a lot more than she currently does. Yeah, that would be bad.

She doesn't know what she will do in the future if her feelings for the dweeb change into something…more. She's not even going to think about that though. Why worry over something that probably will never even happen, right? Right…

A/N: Hope you liked it everyone! I like to believe Sam has always liked Freddie, even though in iDate Sam and Freddie she said she just recently realized it :-)

So review! They are very much so appreciated!