This is pretty much just a random idea I had. Really short, but I hope you like it.

Disclaimer: No, I DON'T own Maximum Ride, actually.


Girls are Weird

Max POV:

Even though I am one, sometimes I find myself thinking that girls can be pretty weird.

I mean, what is so important about nail polish? Who looks at your nails? I mean seriously. Don't even get me started on dresses. I mean, why would you want to wear something that shows like half your body, and you can't even run or fight in it.

What's so exciting about sleepovers? You stay over at a friend's house, gossip, do more nail polish, and play pointless and potentially embarrassing games like Truth or Dare.

That's just crazy. I mean it. Trust me, I know. Ella had a sleepover once.

See above to find out what they did. Plus, they wouldn't stop giggling the whole time. Can you get any more annoying?

I have to go now. Ella is yelling at me to get downstairs already so we can have more time for our already 3 hour long shopping trip.

Yeah. Girls are weird.


So what do you think? Please review and tell me!