steve jobs stood up. he was tired of the lies that ronald mcdonald told him and he was going to confront him about his life choices. you see, ronald had started an affair on steve with burger king.
ronald was tired of steve's constant iphone making and decided that the burger king was cuter and less boring than steve jobs.
"ronald im tired of it." steve started. "I cant live a lie. its just too much for me to deal with. your affair with the burger king, all the mcdonalds fries, all the LIES that you keep telling me."
ronald threw his plate on the ground "WELL IF YOU PAID MORE ATTENTION TO ME I WOULD HAVE NEVER HAD TO CHEAT ON YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!" ronald yelled.
steve was ANGRY. he had never felt so upset. "I TRY TO PAY ATTENTION BUT I RUN A MULTI MILLION DOLLAR COMPANY!" he shouted.
"I DO TOO?! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" ronald argued. he was just done with this. he stood up and just left.
outside he just pulled out a cigar and lit it up. he started towards the bus stop without even one piece of luggage. he might return if he felt like it but now? it wasn't the right time to just /do/ that.
"UGH. hes so annoying. you know what we agreed to? a happy life! and you know what he did? use all the happiness to make food. he wasn't just upset at ron, but also at the burger king, and life.
"oh, hello. who are you talking about?" said a mysterious voice.
"N-Nobody?" said steve jobs. he turned to see who had that suave voice.
it was karkat. karkat vantas, a mysterious traveller from Alternia, a planet far away from earth. steve jobs had heard about him a long time ago. ronald mcdonald had told him about the new troll visitors and how they'd cause trouble for his business.
"aha, i know that's a lie. the one who corrupts and owns your heart is the one you're speaking about, yes?" said karkat. he had given up his yelling for a more mystic prophetic tone. terezi thought that it was a big joke but after he'd been keeping up the act for like, a month, she knew Karkat was Not Joking. he had gone the spiritual way, like gandhi and buddha had.
karkat smiled. he was a great prophet, so he continued to try to pierce steve job's mind.
"the one you're thinking about is... ronald mcdonald? and he's been cheating on you with the burger king, right?"
"Oh, yeah, i guess..." said steve.
"i knew it. you know, if its a renewal of love you seek, try to make ron swoon over something. maybe your heart. or your di-uh. haha, nevermind that last one. make him fall for you all over again! karkles says GO FOR IT!" :)
"...ok youre right im going in."
TO BE CONTINUED.