Hey guys I'm back with a new story. So i was sitting in my car, and this idea totally hit me, and since i was feeling the brucas love after the new sneak peek for 6x08, how awesome was that were they like totally flirting or what?, i figured what the hey i will go ahead and post it!

So this is basically an AU story about brucas, who else. They have been best friends since they were little, and to get Lucas over being dumped by Peyton, Brooke decides to take him on a road trip. Throw in some tranvestites, booze, and hot boys and you got ur self one good party.

Hope you like it and feel free to tell me what you think, i'd love the feedback good or bad.

As always i own nothing, if I did this leyton suckfest would have been nipped in the bud a long time ago, and james and i would be on our honeymoon in the bahamas lol, but seriously he is a fox.

Enough of my rambling, on with the story


"Dude you are in a serious need of a dudecation."

"Brooke you do realize you are a girl, right?"

"So not the point."

Brooke grabbed Lucas' hand and pulled him up off the couch.

"Brooke, I don't want to go." Lucas whined, but it was too late. Brooke had already taken out his suitcase and was halfway done packing his clothes.

"Look Lucas, I know that you want to sit in here and Brood and cry over Peyton "The Itch", but I'm not going to let you."

"The Itch," Lucas asked amused.

"Well, I can't actually call her the B-word, because she is still my best friend." she said matter of factly.

"It's okay, you can still say bad things about her."

"In that case she is a bitch, now let's go" Brooke grabbed Lucas' suitcase and headed for the front door.

"I can't believe you said that about her," Lucas said, a look of shock and amusement written on his face.

"Dude, sometimes the truth hurts." Brooke said as she threw Lucas' suitcase out the door. Unfortunately she forgot to close it shut, thus it landed with a loud bang and clothes went flying everywhere.

"Brooke I can't believe you just did that. Now look at my clothes there all over the place, and they're dirty." Lucas ran down the steps as quick as he could and began stuffing them back in the suitcase.

"Dude, quit acting like such a girl. Your clothes are fine, it's blazing hot out here." Brooke waved her hand back in forth in front of her face to cool herself off. "Seriously Luke, it's drier out here than your relationship with Peyton." Brooke said as she put a hand over her mouth and tried not to chuckle.

"Ok, so not funny, and stop calling me dude." Lucas said, as he crossed his hand over his chest and began to brood.

"Fine, is Broody better, because that is exactly what you are doing." Brooke said as she crossed her hands over her chest and imitated him. "Now I'm starting to see why Peyton broke up with you. You are not only gay, I mean with the whole clothes thing, and don't think I haven't noticed the way you look at Fergie," Brooke looked up at Lucas, a clear look of shock written on his face. Brooke couldn't resist continuing, "You are also a two year old who has to pout when he doesn't get his way. Lucas I'm gay and act like a two year old broody Scott. Has a nice ring to it don't you think." Brooke asked and couldn't help but grin at the look of annoyance on Lucas' face. She loved making him angry, it was something that she had perfected over the years. That was there relationship she would pick on him, make him angry, he would brood, and a minute later they would both laugh. It had been that way since they became best friends in the second grade. Brooke put glue on Lucas' new shirt, then he tickled her until she almost peed. They had been inseparable ever since.

"Well," Lucas said coming closer to Brooke, "could a two-year old do this?" Before Brooke could make a move, he ran up the stairs threw her over his shoulders and took off running with her into the yard.

"Lucas Scott" Brooke yelled while slapping at his back with her hands, "put me down right now." Lucas couldn't help but laugh. She was the only person in the world who could make him laugh when he was upset. And Peyton breaking up with him without even a real explanation had definitely made him broodier than usual. He was snapped out of his thoughts as Brooke hit him again and tried to escape out of his arms.

"I'm serious Euguene" Lucas winced at the sound of his middle name, Brooke always used it when she got mad at him. "Put me down or so help me God, I will call Fergie and tell him that you loooove him." she said emphasizing the love part.

"You wouldn't" he said

"Try me," she said using her devious smile. She reached into Lucas' pocket and grabbed his phone. She read aloud as she texted. "Oh Fergie, I love you so much. Not a day goes by that I don't think about you. I want to rub my hands through your afro and play a game of one on one with you under the stars. Please come see me I miss you and I love you." Brooke was laughing so hard she could barely see straight.

"Oh my God Brooke, you better not send that." Lucas said as he tried to grab the phone from her.

Brooke tried to pull it away from him but before she could, he accidentally hit the send button and knocked them both to the ground in the process.

"Oops. Nice hands Lucas." Brooke said as she lay on the ground laughing. She was laughing so hard now, she was crying.

"Nice legs" Lucas shot back. "You know that was your fault, if you hadn't texted that in the first place we wouldn't have fell and that message," Lucas said pointing to the phone. "would not have been sent."

"Oh whatever." she said. She was silent for a moment before she mumbled, "You so love you some Fergilicious."

Lucas looked over at Brooke, and then he busted out laughing. "You're crazy you know that?"

"Well that's just part of my charm." she said smiling at him, her dimples in full show.

"Well you know what's part of my charm?" Lucas asked. Brooke just shook her head, so he continued. "This" he said as he turned over and began to tickle her. He smiled as Brooke began laughing hysterically.

"Stop Luca" she said but was interrupted by the sound of the sprinklers. Lucas stopped tickling her and helped her up just as the sprinklers enveloped them in freezing cold water.

"Brooke run" Lucas yelled as they went running in the direction of the house.

"Running" she yelled back, but of course Brooke had to be wearing her 4 ½ inch boots that got stuck in the mud, which made her fall backwards into Lucas who was carrying his suitcase. They both fell and landed in a puddle of water, Lucas' clothes going everywhere.

"Now they're dirty." he said as he glared at her.

Brooke couldn't help but chuckle. "Oops."


An hour and two showers later, Brooke and Lucas set in Brooke's Volkswagen beetle, ready to hit the road.

"Okay Broody ready to hit the road?" Brooke asked as she put in a cd, the loud sound of Great Escape by Boys Like Girls, filled the car.

"What is that?" Lucas asked. Brooke and Lucas had different taste when it came to music. That meaning to Lucas that he had taste and she didn't. He just hoped that he wouldn't have to listen to that God awful music the whole trip.

"That my friend is The Adventures of Brooke and Lucas."

He looked at her confused.

"Our road mix" she answered as she turned up the volume and began to drive.

"God help me." Lucas mumbled.


LATER AT LUCAS' HOUSE

Fergie walked up the steps to Lucas' house. He knocked on the door but nobody answered. "Luke, it's me Fergie, I think we should talk. I love you man, but just as a friend. I know you love you some Fergilicious. I mean who could blame you."