how the hunger games really was

by katella only

This is just a idea that came to me. No hate on the hunger games or any characters. This is just a parody made just for fun. Don't take it to seriously.

1. Chapter 1

It was a hot , humid day in the district 11 square .

" and now , the girl tribute for the 74 hunger games issss ...rue toggaf " it just then rue looked up from her ds and said " noooo , I don't wanna go! My children will miss me!I'm to young to become a sheep! Noooo Cato will try to kill me! Take my children instead!"

In the district 12 square , effie is talking , "and that children , that is how babys are made. I could go on forever about the Spanish flu , but I look like a hideous clown, with the ten pounds of make up on my face and my hair is messed up from making out haymich , so I will pick the 2 tributes . Peata malark and primrose everdene." Effie then goes to hide under behind the stage and redo her make up and hair .

Prim then says " noo ! That kid from school still owes me money! Take my sister instead ! " katniss says " no no , she deserves to die more. Take her. "

Prim then says "but I can't die, who would lead the local cult?" Katniss then said ," stop with your freaky religion. TAKE HER, SHE IS PLOTING AGEST US ALL " prim then said , with freaky red eyes and in a demonic voice " take her , she will ruin my plans"

Effie , who had returned and listened to the argument said ,"I say we take katniss, the cult can't lose its local leader , hail smosh. "

Peata then said ," I like trains"

Later at the capital , peata , katniss , rue and Cato were training. Cato then said , " so do you guys like monopoly ? " rue said " no , the dice attack me to much , and plus the pieces taste weird" katniss said '"I think I'm being haunted by a demonic spirit. I will name it tax". Peata said" yes , I have seen such joyous games."

Authors note: sorry if the chapter is a little short .