Title: Sending Postcards from a Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here)

Rating: T… nothing bad…

Pairing: Ashley/Maria

Disclaimer: I don't own them and if I did… … … never mind lol I just don't own them…

Summary/AN: So, it just kinda irked me the inconsistency with Maria's Playboy thing, I mean, it was like: Ashley's the Playboy enabler, Ashley's the Playboy enabler, Ashley's the Playboy enabler… BAM, Candice is unveiling Maria's Playboy with her… Ok, so maybe it just irked me cuz I don't like Candice… but anyway, here's a fic regarding it lol Thanks to ImissTrishStratus for giving me the awesome line, "I'm usually just a jerk for my own amusement but this is different." Ermm… the title is the title of a Fall Out Boy song… And now, onto the fic lol Read and review please.

"Do you really have to go?" Ashley asked with a slight whine in her voice, her obvious attempt to get Maria to stay.

"Yes... you know she's my friend and she could be seriously hurt this time..." Maria said, getting ready to go visit Candice at the hospital after she re-injured her collarbone.

"And it'd be totally her fault if she was seriously hurt..." Ashley argued. As far as she was concerned, this was totally all Candice's fault. No one told her to rush back so quickly after her injury... although Ashley had a suspicion why she had rushed back so quickly and she was sure it had more to do with who she was supposed to tag with at Wrestlemania than actually being in the Wrestlemania match itself. "And... I thought I was clumsy-"

"You are clumsy..." Maria interjected before Ashley could finish her statement.

"Yeah... but..." Ashley couldn't suppress the fit of laughter that overcame her when she thought back to how Candice had originally injured herself. "but come on..." She said, laughing, using her hand to imitate Candice's fall off of the top rope.

"Ashley..." Maria said sternly, warning her girlfriend to stop.

"I'm sorry..." Ashley apologized, biting her bottom lip to suppress her laughter. "I'm usually just a jerk for my own amusement but this is different... I actually have a reason to hate her... I mean she flirts with you right in front of me and she knows we're dating..." She said.

"And that doesn't matter because I'm with you... not her..." Maria interjected once again, placing a chaste kiss on her girlfriend's lips. "But... I'm still going to the hospital to visit her" She added. "You're welcome to come with me if you want..."

Ashley sighed.

"I'll pass..." She said, not sure she would be able to control her urges to rub Candice's backfired plans right in her face, injured or not.

"Ok... well I'll be back soon... be good..." Maria said, placing another quick kiss on her girlfriend's lips.

"Fine..." Ashley said, watching the hotel room door close as Maria exited. Suddenly bored, she pulled out her laptop instantly going to which already had an announcement up that she would be replacing Candice in the Bunnymania match at Wrestlemania. She couldn't help the smirk that graced her lips. She'd definitely have to send Candice a "wish you were here" post card from Orlando.

The End… review please