DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TRANSFORMERS AND KNIGHT RIDER 2008 THEY BELONG TO NBC AND HASBRO/TAKARA/PARAMOUNT THANK YOU
A/n: this is totally a brain fart that I had while taking a nap after watching the pilot episode of Knight Rider 2008 off Limewire. Then I watched a few episodes on then rewatched Transformers to get this funny idea.
Well here it goes hope it works.
One shot
SHELBY AND SALEEN
Billy Grime's Coffee Shop was just outside of San Diego about twenty minutes south; just about where people who live in Southern California often frequent going towards the main town. It was one of these mornings that Billy Grime's Coffee Shop also serves as a motel of sorts for people who could not make it home. Right now it frequents a rather tall man and his partner or partners if you include the 2008 Shelby Mustang GT 500 KR that is parked outside.
While the occupants are safely sleeping inside the Knight Industries Three Thousand also known as K.I.T.T. was peacefully recharging until a Police Interceptor pulled into the same parking lot. Instantly on alert Kitt turned on all sensors to this one.
For one thing the car is a Saleen Mustang police cruiser something that is more often used in Nevada instead of California or on the interstate between the two.
The second giveaway is the license plate which is from Nevada state and the number 643 on top.
Third giveaway is the little silver thing peeking its head around in the driver's side.
The mustang parked right next to the Shelby and the two did not say a word to each other…
That is until the little silver thing poked its head out of the window.
"Cccc….oast is cccccllllllleeeeeeaaaaaarrrrrr," said the silvery thing.
"Slag it Frenzy you are going to get us caught," whispered a voice that Kitt caught on was from the car itself.
It did look worse for wear; after all how many dents can one put into one police car.
"Oooonnnnlllyyy th…thing He..here is is…other..c.," the one dubbed 'Frenzy' replied
"I swear when ever we get off this dirtball you are getting that vocal processor fixed." Replied the Saleen
Kitt listened to the two banter at each other until a light was turned on from upstairs. His sensors on alert as someone started to head down with a shot gun.
It was time to intervene…
"I apologize if I am interrupting anything but someone is coming," Kitt said
The two instantly shut up right then and there.
When the man who came out with the gun quickly walked around the parking lot and then returned to his rooms.
When the light from his room was turned off the Saleen spoke up.
"Thanks…I guess," he said noticing that the Shelby had not symbol on it well anywhere visible.
"You're welcome," was the reply from the Shelby.
"Why are you helping us?" asked the Saleen
"I thought you could use some assistance since my partner is currently sleeping in the second room upstairs." Replied Kitt
It was the one called Frenzy who poked is head out again before getting out of the Saleen and ran all over the Shelby.
"Nnoottt Autttoobboott," was what he said to the Saleen.
"Are you a Decepticon?" asked the Saleen
"No, I am not this 'Decepticon' or what ever an Autobot is," replied the Shelby.
"Do you have a designation?" was the reply
"I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand, but you can call me K.I.T.T." said the Shelby.
"I am called Barricade this spitting little slagger is called Frenzy," he said moving a little in the direction of the silver mech looking at the soda machine.
"No caffeine!" the Saleen whispered harshly to the spastic little mech.
"Cccaaadddeeee nnnnnooooo fffffuuuunnnnn," replied Frenzy as he returned to the Saleen.
"So you are from here?" he said turning his attention back to the Shelby.
"Yes," was the reply
"How do you deal with humans in your interior I can barely stand it." Barricade asked
"You will get used to it unless they come in with something on their shoes…" said Kitt
"Or put food on the ground,,," said Barricade
"Or puke…"
"or"
"Or," they both said it at the same time
"HAVE SEXUAL INTERCORSE WHILE YOU'RE TRYING TO RECHARGE/SLEEP ON YOUR SEATS!"
Both said that last one together rather loudly, and the light was once again turned on while someone walked out to inspect the parking lot. Once again staring at the police car or what was a police car until he returned to his room.
"It was a good thing that the owner drank a lot of alcohol before this or else he could have shot you," said Kitt.
"Yeah," Barricade.
"So what did you mean when you asked me if I was an Autobot or a Decepticon?" asked Kitt
"I tried to access that information, but I do not have clearance to see it,"
"How about I give you access to it and you can see for your self," Barricade said and Frenzy leaped into the open window of the Shelby and uploaded the information as well as put in some new security into it.
"Ggggaaavvveee yyyyyooooouuuu uuuunnnnlllliiiiimmmiiiittttteeeedddd aaaaccceeeessss," was the reply before leaping back into the Saleen.
"My thanks," Kitt replied while accessing and found all the information.
When he was done he turned to the two.
"Your faction was bent on destruction of this planet in search of this 'Allspark'?" Kitt asked
"Yes that was the thing an earth year ago, but now the war is over," Barricade replied
"So what are you doing now?" Kitt asked out of curiosity
"Just wondering around trying to get buy; you know even with the mal-repair that I have been doing here and there." Barricade said
"That is too bad," Kitt said
"Hey you don't have any Energon would you?" he asked
"No I don't 90% of my fuel is solar while the other 10% is recycled fossil fuels the humans call gasoline." Kitt replied
They conversed for a few hours more.
By now the sun has begun to rise, and so were Kitt's drivers as the first a guy about 6'3 walked out. And a woman about 5'9 walked out towards the two cars.
"Holy shit! Where did this piece of shit come from," said the first a Michael Knight as he looked at the Saleen.
"This is Barricade and he is going to be our guest," said Kitt as he said it out loud.
"Whoa wait a second…guest?" said Michael,"
"Why yes, he will be staying with us until he and his partner are fully repaired and on their way," said Kitt feeling smug.
This is going to be easy
"Oh and how are you expecting us to taking him there?" replied the girl
"I can drive myself thank you fleshy," was the reply from the Saleen.
Both jumped at sound of the mustang talking.
"Ok I did not know my father made another computer," said the girl
"Nope I am not from this planet you stupid…"
"Insult them again and I will go back on my deal," said Kitt
"Oh alright," said Barricade
"Um Kitt who is your friend?" asked Michael a little nervous of the police car.
"This is Barricade and his partner Frenzy is the one who is terrorizing the soda machine of there," Kitt said and it was then that Barricade shouted.
"FRENZY GET YOUR AFT BACK IN HERE! AND NO CAFFEINE," he shouted to the smaller mech.
Michael leaped back as the small silvery robot leaped into the Saleen.
"Um did you clear it with headquarters first Kitt?" asked the woman Sarah Gaiman
"I did…well sort of," he said reluctantly.
"What do you mean sort of?" asked Sarah
"Well…I did tell the captain that I threaten to show everyone those photos and videos of him at the last party he went to," with that Kit showed images on his hood of a certain leader of the organization in his underwear stripping or strip dancing on a pole drunk in a bar.
The urge to puke was on Michael's mind at the moment, "Um where did you get that?" he said finally
"Oh I recorded it off the security camera when I was board one day," said Kitt
"Remind me not to insult you," said Michael.
"Don't worry I don't have anything on you just on your friend hehe," was the monotone reply.
"Ok let's get back it looks like our friend is leaking," said Sarah as she noticed the oil trail that Barricade seemed to leak.
The trail went onto the road and down a ways and it was then that Barricade looked rather sheepish.
"Oops," he said
"Well lets get him home and fixed then," said Sarah as they pulled out in Kitt with Barricade and Frenzy following.
----A FEW HOURS LATER----
When the doors to the hanger opened for Kit and he entered into the familiar hanger he did not go in first.
"You first Barricade for the tunnel only leads one way and when you get to the bottom make sure Frenzy does not do anything funny. I think the doctor wants to take a look at him for repairs as well," said Kitt
As the Saleen rolled down the long tunnel into the underground headquarters he suddenly wanted to turn around and run. But since the tunnel only goes one way he kept going with Kitt following.
When Barricade came to the bottom he was quickly surrounded by technicians as he entered a pad where it was big enough for a car.
"Try not to transform in here," said Kitt as he came up behind him.
"Michael what is this?" said Dr. Gaiman as he looked at the police car.
"Um dad meet Barricade and Frenzy," said Sarah
"Oh these are the guests that Kitt mentioned…and why did he mention alien robots into our facility?" he asked the two humans.
"They did not know of this I only just told them before we left," replied Kitt as he rolled up.
"So let me get this straight you want us to repair them? And why? They are after all on the most wanted list for the United States military." Said the head man in charge. ( I totally forgot his name)
"Well I think it would be cool to repair them," said the oriental girl next to them as she worked on Kitt's diagnostics and then moved on to the Saleen.
She had to work her way into certain parts to get to the problems.
The doctor on the other hand was rubbing his hands as he raised the hood and saw the amount of damage to the engine.
"Ok big guy looks like you are going to be a lot of work for me to do but I think I can do it," he said happy to have something else to do.
"You can't be serious!" said the head of Knight Industries.
"Oh don't bring up last year," said Dr. Gaiman and the man shut up.
---A FEW MONTHS LATER----
Kitt returned with Michael from another mission which was a success only to find a Saleen sitting at the entrance to the hanger. The Shelby stopped just as the Saleen drove up to it. Frenzy popped his head out of the Driver's side door and waved to the two humans in the seat.
"I feel better now," he said feeling his newly repaired head which no longer looked like something out of the chop shop.
Barricade looked like he does not have a dent on him in fact he looked brand new.
Transforming he looked down at them with red optics and Michael freaked at first.
"Please don't pee in me Michael," said Kitt
Luckily Mike did no such thing.
"Hey Kitt thanks for the repairs I feel better then ever!" Barricade said
"In fact under the code of Cybertron these guys especially you and the doc are under our protection. When I made contact with Starscream he gave his official head that this is a no touch zone. And you guys are untouchable so we won't have to worry about being on the wrong side," said a grateful Barricade.
"What about those so called 'Autobots'?" asked Kitt
"If Prime knows any better if he wants to get the best detail work possible then he better not try anything," he said and with that Barricade transformed and burned it out of there.
When they returned to head quarters on the other hand things are not as they seemed.
It looks like Frenzy did something to the computers.
"Um what is going on?" asked Sarah
"That little menace did me a favor and made us able to hack into any system regardless of firewalls and did something to Kitt's programming," said Billy who sat at the opposite seat to the Asian girl.
"Oh and what is that?" asked Michael
"Um.. well why don't you show them Kitt," said Billy
With that Kitt transformed in front of their eyes into a robot looking rather sheepish with his green optics.
"How the hell did he do that?" asked Dr. Gaiman
"Um he said he had something called an 'Allspark' Fragment that he had stolen from Mission City," replied a sheepish Kitt.
"OH god now we have to deal with a robot on our own," said Mike
When he and Sarah returned to his room some time later for some alone time however.
"MICHAEL WHAT IN GODS NAME DO YOU HAVE PICTURES OF THAT BITCH FROM IRAQ ALL NAKED IN HERE!"
The end