In my opinion, Naruto should be mine. Sasuke and Sakura should be cannon, and Sasuke would love to cuddle.
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"Oh. My. Gosh!! Did you see that, Sasuke-kun?!" Yelled the girl sitting next to me for the third time in the last five minutes.
I seriously think it was a bad idea letting her watch that stupid movie which name I can't remember. She gets to worked up over small things.
"Did you see that, Sasuke? Looked what he did with a pen. With a pen, I tell you!!" Sakura screams excitedly next to my slouched form.
She turns to look at me and frowns when she sees my bored expression.
"What is it, Sasuke-Kun? Is everything alright?"
"Stop screaming." I mumble and turn toward the television set in front of me, trying not to look at her face.
"I'm not screaming." She counters and hits me in my left arm not-so-lightly.
"Yes you are." I say, turning my full undivided attention to her and massage my bruised arm.
"Am no. At any rate. Did you see him? He killed that villain with a pen. A PEN, SASUKE!" There she goes again. All…excited for a man and a pen.
I can do so much better. I mean, I could've probably killed two people if I wanted with that pen. Of course, I'm not stupid enough to voice this out. Naruto would've been.
"Oh. My. Freaking. Gosh. He just killed two people at the same time with the same pen. Did you see it?!" She asks excited, not even bothering to look at me.
"He's not that great, Sakura." I tell her the truth. She has to get off that cloud.
She suddenly smirks and looks at me. "Are you jealous, Sasuke?" She asks with a mischievous look in her (pretty) green eyes.
"Not a chance." I scoff.
Seriously. I am not jealous of some actor that doesn't even know how to do cool ninja stuff like me. Anyway, it's virtually impossible to kill someone with a pen. Except me. I can.
"Aha." She nods, still smirking.
I glare at her, cross my arms against my chest, and ignore my girlfriend. Yes. Girlfriend. My girlfriend thinks I'm jealous of some guy that can do (really) cool stuff with a pen, while she knows that I'm not, because I'm a ninja and ninjas are way cooler than pirates and superheroes.
She suddenly hugs me and I stiffen, letting her know that I'm still slightly infuriated with her.
"I'm sorry. You're not jealous. You're way better than that stupid actor," I had to smirk at that and relax just a little, "you're much more handsomer and intelligent, and I wouldn't want you any other way." She finishes her little speech and I hug her back, burying my face in her sweet smelling hair.
We part and she smiles at me. I smile, that crocked smile that I know just melts her into mush and cuddle with her.
There's silence for a few minutes while we watch in comfort as the guy (which name I couldn't remember) tried to escape from a four walled room with no windows.
Ha. Let's see who's the cool one now.
"O.M.G!! Did you see that, Sasuke-kun! He made a door with the pen. With the pen, I tell you!!"
Here we go again…
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Hi people!! How did I come up with the pen idea?
There's a pen right in front of me right now, and I looked at it and thought of this little baby. Not my best…but. What the heck!
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