Clair: Hey guys! Since the stupid rules say that I cannot have the skit with Bree-chan and the rest of the gang, they will now be on Legend Channels AUTHORS NOTES!

Bryanna: And if Daniel and Jeremy fight, they will die! *Vien pops.*

Jeremy: O.o *Takes fist away from Daniel.*

Daniel:O.o *Takes fist away from Jeremy.*

I woke up to a blazing alarm clock that wouldn't just DIE! (Awesome first sentence, I know.)

I reached my hand to the clock and tossed it at my wall as hard as I could, still unable to break it. I dont get it. IM A PITCHER ON THE BASEBALL TEAM! How the hell will this stupid thing not BREAK? Ugh.

I got up to primp myself. No, not like a woman. I hope you know I'm a woman, I mean man! MAN! Arceus DAMNIT! My bloody brain is all mixed up! I blame the clock...

I took a quick shower, got dressed into my... "Uniform." And got into the fancy car outside my creaky old house...or hut, I guess. Its really small. Okay, you must be wondering, I have a fancy car? Even when I have a house infested with rats and most likely poisonous spiders growing a plan on eating me while I'm asleep? Well, yeah. I only use it for my job though. It has a camera on it, and its my bosses car.

Now, A guy like me dressing in a fancy suit and driving a big shot car my boss owns...You guys must be wondering who the hell my boss it right? Well, my boss is a girl. A tall woman who found me at the grocery store, dragged me into her car, and suddenly asked me to be her freaking butler. To tell you the truth, I refused at first. I thought I was being kidnapped, and I was furious because I didn't get to buy my bloody food.

When I got to that womans house, I had no effing idea where I was. She said she wouldn't let me leave without becoming her butler, and I accepted. I became her daughters personal butler. And this really wasn't hard, actually. Leaf doesn't talk. Ever. She doesn't give commands, and she doesn't ever socialize. Thats the reason I became her butler. Her mum wanted me to get her to socialize, she wanted me to speak to her like a normal kid, so I dont have to talk all gentlemanly like all the other maids and butlers.

"Gary! Oh thank goodness, you wont believe this! Leaf, yesterday, when you left, said OAK! OAK! Thats your last name, right? Its wonderful!"

Thats me, Gary oak. The british guy who lives in a stink hole with a very annoying clock...

"Yes, thats wonderful. But maybe you had a thought that she might be talking about the oak tree out her window."

"Who cares, she spoke right?"

I sighed. "Yes, Madam Green."

Yes, this lady was Madam Green, A supremely rich pianist who goes all around the world to play concerts. After she does one concert, she always comes back to see how Leaf is doing. At LEAST she comes to see the poor girl. I really don't like this bitch...She talks about her daughter like something is wrong with her. I dont see anything wrong. She just doesn't talk and she isn't social. She's being who she wants to be. If she doesn't wanna be social, then by golly, she doesn't want to be social! If she doesn't wanna talk, well, she doesn't want to talk.

I walked up all the stairs and got to Leafs room, where she was drawing the oak tree outside, as usual. Its actually quite good. She draws the oak tree outside perfectly, and she always draws is every day.

"Hey Leaf." I said, closing the door shut. She stared at me for a few seconds, and for some reason I was hoping she would say something, but she turned back to her drawing and started to color it her favorite shade of green.

I was about to give up on it until-

"Oak." She said, which surprised me. Maybe she really did meant me. Well, I'm not sure actually. I'm okay either way. I got to hear her talk, which is a miracle. Its so much better to actually hear leaf say something then being told by someone that Leaf talked.

"Yeah. You're drawing an oak tree." I said bluntly, she probably meant the tree.

"Gary." She said, correcting herself. Now that was a shocker. Maybe I heard wrong?

"Yes." I said. She looked at me, then back at her drawing, which confirmed to me that she wasn't talking about or to me at all.

I grabbed a seat next to her and watched her draw. To tell you the truth, I really do like watching her draw. I dont know why, but it feels like I'm watching a new master piece being formed in front of my eyes. Like watching a new historian being born, painting by painting. Silly, I know, but it does feel that way.

"You know, Leaf...You should really get into an art program sooner or later. You're really good at this."

Leaf broke her pencil and stopped drawing, spreading a tension in the air, which I recognize way to clearly.

"Your mum fought with you, didn't she?" I asked, sighing. Even more the reason to call this mum a bitch. She fights with her daughter when she says or does nothing wrong. I hate her. I hate her so freaking much.

Leaf nodded, letting a tear fall from one of her eyes, which rarely happens. This must have been terrible.

I embrace Leaf in a tight hug, letting her cry into my chest. I've never did this before, but for Leaf, I would do it. We both hate that god damned woman, and finding someone who has to deal with the bitch means they are automatically your friend. And Leaf had to deal with her since birth. God, I feel so sorry for her. I wish I could do more for her, actually.

Sometimes, I consider running away with Leaf, so she could finally go to school, hang out with real people, meet a guy who will probably love her, and she may even become social. Being without her mum is so much better than being with the woman, I know it, but I never even spoke about running away. For some reason, I always felt that maybe the fear would be too much for her, Leaf, I mean. I wish I could do more for Leaf, I really do.

"She still wants you to be in an online College, huh?" I ask, feeling extremely outraged. As expected, Leaf nodded, but strangely, she shook her head afterwords.

"What, theres more?" I asked, hoping that it would at least be a good thing, even though I knew it wasn't.

"Gary!" Leafs mum knocked at the door. "When you're done, please go clean the car! Oh, and I will be gone for 3 months starting in a few hours, so you get to house sit!"

So Leaf was actually going to go somewhere? That must be amazing. An actual good thing hap-

"Take care of Leaf! I got to go to the airport early, I just got a text!" And with that, I heard the mini footsteps go down the stairs, making me boil in anger.

She. Just. Left. Leaf. ALONE. And I'm house sitting a house that I don't even exactly know! I don't know where the kitchen is, and I don't know where one of the libraries are, Heck, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE BLOODY BATHROOM IS!

But wait...Wouldn't this mean I would be able to get Leaf out of here?

When I was sure that the bitch was out of earshot, I grabbed Leaf by the shoulders, had her face me, and smiled. "Leaf, You're mum isn't going to be her for 3 months. Do you know what that means?" Leaf, as expected, shook her head. I wouldn't be surprised, she never disobeyed her mum, so basically, she has no idea how to disobey in the first place.

"Leaf Green, I'm going to take you to school." Leaf eyed me for a second, probably thinking that I was playing a joke with her. But nevertheless, she smiled and gave me a huge hug.

I knew exactly what she was thinking. "Thank you." It feels nice to help someone, especially Leaf... I cant wait to bring her to school.

Clair: Soooooo, you like?

Daniel: Writing awesome stories, *Puts sunglasses on.* Like a sir.

Clair: XD!

Jeremy: *Glares.*

Bryanna: *Hits Jeremy.*