The year is 700,000 A.D. I simply must tell you all that's happened.
After about 2050, The earth was so polluted that the humans had to move underground and give the world a chance to heal. it took 500 years, and during that time, we wised up. We stopped using fossil fuels and nuclear power plants, and started using the first ever self sustaining energy source. Next, we completely abolished any sort of currency. Third, we discovered the secret to longer life. every human can live at least 2,000 years now, and that's considered young. And fourth, we used the self sustaining energy source and a carbon-titanium-gold alloy to create 50 planetary explorers, each with 40,000 people, to be carried to the 50 Earth-like planets that we had discovered. from then on, we kept colonizing each planet.
Each planet is allowed to have a maximum of 1 billion people, and when they go overboard, some are taken to a newly discovered planet.
Of course, we connected all the planets together with teleporters. and we didn't stop there. Each planet is stabilized and protected by 4 gravity balls, which are far enough away not to affect the planet, but keep asteroids and meteors from crashing into the planet.
If we run into a planet that's not Earth-like, we terraform it to suit our needs. We found out that Jupiter had a core of rock, about 40 times as big as the earth. When we finally came up with the technology to take most of Jupiter's atmosphere off of the rock, and turned Jupiter into a safe haven for humans. It is one of 60 planets that are allowed to have a population of more than 1 billion. In fact, it is allowed to have a population of 15 billion.
Oh yes. I forgot to tell you. Now, when humans are born, we are fitted with an energy skin. The energy skin holds the sustainable energy source, and becomes an organ of the human body. Humans abandoned such needs for food, sleep, and having to "excrete". It also keeps our bodies at a continuous 96 degrees, no matter how hot it is outside the skin, and protects against disease. Also, the skin holds what is known as an oxygen producer, which is self explanatory.
Now, the human race has been genetically improved so much, that the average male can lift ten times his own weight, and the average IQ is 10000
And you might be asking, "What do we do for fun?" Well, that's your whole life, having fun, since everything is done by robots. You can do whatever you want, and since murder is out of the question because of the energy skins, you can spar with swords, shoot some guns (we created a gun that shoots 5 billion rounds a minute) with your friends, or simply go for a swim in the ocean, without any chance of being hurt.
My name is Validus Mens. I am the leader of the planet Maximus Plagiarius, the biggest planet of all. It spans a fourth of a light year, and is located in the Andromeda galaxy. It currently has a population of 70 billion, and is the headquarters for all human technology and building headquarters for all transport systems and energy skins, and, secretly, Weapons of mass destruction. So far, we have not met any Alien life forms, but we are at the ready if we do, with Solar bombs, Million rotundus (the gun that shoots 1 million rounds), and, if it comes to it, Dark hole generators. We have ships that can break the light barrier, and Scouting ships that can breach the expansion barrier. We have bio bombs, infragilis loricatus (unbreakable armor), and, our most powerful, titan quisnam can non exsisto optimus (The titan who can not be bested).