Galaxy Guard Eds and the Galaxy Angels chapter 01: Ed's meet Milfeulle
On a large distorted space ship, four space military operatives are in a pinch; a spiked sealing was on top and about t crush them. three of these operatives are the Eds, Ed Edd n' Eddy, and the 4'th was a pretty long pink haired girl named Milfeulle.
The Ed's appear older; all three are seventeen. Ed, buzz cut had gotten bigger, revealing his orange hair in a spiky manner. He wears a green military uniform; the sleeves of his jacket were green and rest of the unzipped jacket was white and black. He also has black pants and white boots.
Edd, or Double D had the same thing similar to Ed's uniform, but the sleeves were short, and red, and he had the same sock like hat to hide his hair.
Eddy's three dark brown hairs had turned thicker, and spikier, in the front and back. He also wears the same thing, but his sleeves were slight longer, and yellow, and there's red strip going up the mid right side the section.
Milfeulle wear a white military top, with a pink skirt and white boot. She has flowers on the sides of her head.
Ed and Eddy were holding the sealing with all of their strength. Ed doesn't seem to have a problem, but Eddy's back feels like it's about to give way. Double D and Milfeulle remain ducked and on the ground, but Double was actually sitting monk style, concentrating his energy for psychokinesis.
"Hey! Shock head! Don't just sit there, hurry up and make this thing stop!" Eddy yelled.
"Eddy, hush!" Double D orders. With that said, Edd's eyes glow greenish blue, the sealing went up. Eddy plops to the flour, while Ed remains standing, with no psychical strain.
"That's the sixth trap Milfeulle set off today." Said Eddy.
"Sixth?" asked Milfeulle. An angry symbol appears on Eddy's head, and he stood ignoring his the strain on his body.
"No shit! Six times you almost got us all killed! While we're busting our asses trying to save us, you keep settin' off all these damn traps!" Eddy yelled, with his head comically getting bigger, "At the rate we're goin', it ain't gonna matter many more lives we have!" Eddy yelled more, with comical monster teeth.
Milfeulle begins crawling away in fear, until she accidently pushed a stone down with her hand.
She faintly giggles, and smiles "I found another one." She warned cheerfully. The Ed's are on guard, but suddenly a fire ball as big as the hall way they in, shout out. This fire was big enough to destroy a portion of the space ship.
Along with the explosion, the Eds scream "AAAHHHHH!"
Earlier three days ago, the Eds were at the Galaxy Guard base, where they work as officers. Galaxy Guard is the divsion that handle crimes concerning space pirates. They're walking to their colonel's office.
"So, what does the colonel want to see us about, anyway?" Double D asked Eddy, due to the fact that the Colonel of the Galaxy Guard division is in fact Eddy's father.
"You got me. The old guy's probably just got some lame mission waitin' for us." Eddy said, bored. Ed was not paying attention, as he was looking out the window next to him as it zoomed passed.
"Ed? Ed, you keep doing that." Said Double D to Ed, who wasn't listening.
"Gravy." He said randomly.
"Just forgot him." Said Eddy, boredly.
Later, the Eds are in the office. The colonel, Eddy's father was a big muscle scary man wearing a grey uniform, with the sleeves rolled up. His hair was darker then Eddy's, and his older brother's. He also had a go-t. He has a scar one his left eyes.
"Ed, Edd, and Eddy; good of you three to come." Said the Colonel, sitting at his desk.
"Yes, Colonel, we came as you requested. What is it that you wish to speak with us?" Double D asked.
"Yes, I have a mission for you. But first, I want you to meet someone." Said the Colonel. Another Colonel from a different division walks in from a door to the right.
He's shorter then Colonel of Guard base, but still tall. He has shady skin, and gold hair. He wears a grey uniform as well.
"My name is Colonel Volcott." He introduced.
"Colonel Volcott recently sent his team to capture a group of space pirates called the Black Stars. "
Black Stars? Sounds stupid." Comment Eddy.
"Stupid it may be, but these pirates are extremely cunning and are hard to beat. I'm confident that you three can get Volcott's team out, without any trouble, right?" the Colonel glares with a frightening firry aura at the Ed's, given their history on several missions. Sweat drops surround the Eds heads.
Moments later, the Eds are on their space jet flying towards an uninhabited planet. It was big enough to house a group full of people, possibly five more people. It's name was Silver.
Remembering rest of Colonel Guard's briefing on their mission "When Volcott's team was captured, something went wrong with they're engine and caused them to crash land on a planet that was above it. There hasn't been word from any of them since they crashed. Go there, and find them, and if you get lucky, try bringing in their leader." The Colonel's words say in their heads.
"I can already tell. He doesn't exact us to come back." Said Eddy; he and his father have not been on good terms for some time.
"Eddy!" Double D yelled.
"What? The old guy's an ass, anyway." Eddy insulted.
"Even so, if we do come back successfully, then maybe he'll start to soften up on you." Said Double D, with smile.
"You think so?" Eddy asked in a bored tone.
"Looks a like a long trip." Double thought, while driving.
"Let me say this, about that- ORGH!"
"I don't wanna hear a word out of you, lumpy!" Eddy snapped, with a kick Ed in the face. Ed falls back with a comical spiraling nose bleed.
"Ed, Eddy, we've reached our destination." Said Double D.
The deserted planet is a jungle planet. The Eds land their jet on the ground, and exit SIlver and left it in stealth mode.
"You never know when pirates are gonna highjack a space craft." Comment Double D.
"Can we get this thing over and done with, please!" Eddy said, storming off.
"Eddy's bored, Double D." said Ed.
"Yes, I know, Ed." Agreed Double D, and so the three start searching. They haven't found anything for quiet sometime.
"Ahh! Look at all of this nature." Double D said, t break the silence. Nothing was said from either of the two; Ed couldn't of a good come back, and Eddy didn't really care, "Doesn't this bring you back to our adventures since our childhood?" wondered Double D, feeling nostalgic.
"It sure does, Double D." said Ed, feeling nostalgic as well.
"Know that you mention it…" said Eddy, starting to feel it as well, "A lot of crazy things happened back then." Eddy said with a smile, thinking back to the time as kids, until he fell into a deep hole, "AAHH!" he gasped.
"Eddy!" Ed and Double D called out in worry, and rush to the hole.
"Eddy, are you all right?" Double D asked as loud as could into the hole.
"I'm fine! This hole is too damn deep, though."
"Don't worry, we'll find a vine or something!" Double D begins looking around for a vine, and sees a few hang around nearby. He rushes towards them, and begins tugging on them to get them loose.
"Um… excuse me…" said a girl's voice. Double D looked up to Milfeulle, the girl from three days earlier, strung up in a strange position by the vines. Edd remained silent.
Ed walks over causally "Who's that?" he asked.
"I don't know." Answered Edd, dumb founded.
"Oh, my name is Milfeulle Sakuraba; I'm seventeen. I really to cook and people say the things I make are really good." Milfeulle introduced cheerfully, until Eddy rudely interrupted "Hey, shock head! Wouldn't it be easier to use those psychic powers of yours to get me out of this hole?" Eddy shouts.
"Oh… right then…" Edd muttered, and begin doing this thing.
Time passed, and Eddy was finally out of the hole he was just in, and Milfeulle was free from the vines. This left Double D tired.
"That was really cool! I didn't know people could do that these days!" remark Milfeulle, she was cheerfully impressed.
"Thank you… it's called Psychokinesis…" Double D said, out of breath. Eddy looks at Milfeulle.
"To change the subject; are you a member of Colonel Volcott's division?" Eddy questioned Milfeulle.
"Yes, I am. Does that mean the Colonel sent you guys to rescue us?" Milfeulle asked Eddy.
"Uh, yeah." Eddy answered.
"YAH! Thank you! Thank you so much!" Milfeulle happily hugged Eddy was she was thanking him. Eddy didn't respond in anyway. Milfeulle didn't notice anything a miss, but the other two Ed's saw Eddy's face turn bright red, with his hair getting spikier and standing on end. Steam was flowing out of his ears.
"Eddy, is something the matter?" Double D asked. Milfeulle let go of Eddy. Then she moved up to his face, "Now that you mention it, he's face is really red." She said, looking closer at his face. Eddy started a sweat very quickly. Quickler then when Nazz is close to him. "And he's swaeting like mad."
"Eddy's been possessed!" Ed panicked, thinking about what could happen in one of his comics.
"Shut up! I'm fine! Damn it!" Eddy snapped, "Now can we get this thing done, or what?" Eddy storms off, leaving the others puzzled.
"Did I do something wrong?" Milfeulle wondered, feeling a bit sad.
"Um… hard to say." Said Double D, who imediately, but quietly guess what's wrong with Eddy, "Oh, how rude of us; we haven't introduced ourselves. My name is Eddward, or Edd, spelled with two D's. Everyone just calls me Double D."
"And I'm Ed!"
"Nice to meet you, Ed and Edd."
"Please, call me Double D, if you don't mind. It'll get confusing if you call me Edd."
"Okay, Double D." Milfeulle smiled, and turned her attention to Eddy, who is still walking away.
"That's Eddy. Don't let his temper get to you; he's always been like that." Double D remarked.
"Hey, if you guys are done flappin' your gums, let's get this thing over and done with!" Eddy calls out to the group behind him. They begin to follow him.
"What going on here? It's not like I never got hugged like that before. I mean, Ed's annoying sister once hugged me. Then again, that's was because of a cursed boomerang." Eddy thought, "That's girls hug was actaully pretty different. Felt warmer. I don't even know this Milfeulle girl, but why do I feel hot all of sudden, even from a hug?"
"Mister Eddy." Milfeulle's sweet voice carried across through Eddy's ears. Eddy froze as soon as he saw Milfeulle walking right next to him.
"Mister Eddy, was there something wrong earlier?" she asked.
"Nothing was wrong! And drop the mister, okay? We're practically the same age." Eddy said, and walks faster.
"Uh, Eddy!" Milfeulle calls out to Eddy.
"What?" Eddy asks turning his head around, but failed notice he was walking on thin air, he somehow reached the edge of a cliff.
"There's nothing there." Milfeulle uselessly points out, Eddy was already falling.
"AAAHHHHHH!" he screams as he fell, turning into a comical white drawing and fell into the forest down below.
"Oh, no! Eddy fell down a cliff and it's all my fault!" Milfeulle cried.
"Don't worry; all that's bruised is his ego." Assured Double D.
"EDDY, ARE YOU ALIVE!" Ed asked as loud as he could.
"STOP YELLING! IT'S GONNA TAKE MORE THEN A FALL TO KILL ME!" Eddy yelled back.
"See?" asked Double D, with a smirk.
"Wow, he most be really strong then." Milfeulle Complemented, clapping.
"Yeah, he is! That's why he's the boss!" Ed said, with his goofy smile, but it didn't last, as his scenes told him, something was wrong. So does Double D.
"What's wrong?" Milfeulle asked, not noticing a thing. Ed suddenly picked Milfeulle off her feet and jump away to avoid an explosion. Someone was attacking the three. Four pirates suddenly jumped out from the bushes. They each had a gun with them.
"Okay, if you guys are smart, you gonna surrender." Said a pirate, "Or, you gonna be lunch meat." Threaten another pirate.
Milfeulle, out of Ed's hands backed away behind the two Eds, feeling scared.
"Fine!" said Double D out of the blue, "We'll come with you to your base, and see your boss; only if you don't harm the girl."
"Smart move." Said a third pirate, grinning evilly.
"Double D?" Milfeulle whispered to Double D's ear.
"It's alright. These guys are light weights. If we play along, then we'll find the others." Double D whispered back, "And don't forget, Eddy is still. My con link was on, and so he should have heard everything that went on, and he'll come to save us, and your friends." Double D continues to whisper.
Meanwhile, Eddy indeed heard what happened. "So, they're gonna take them to the hideout, huh?" Eddy said, grinning, "Okay, okay, okay! Something to get excited about, finally!" Eddy chuckles.
Suddenly, more pirates showed up, pointing their guns at Eddy. "Freeze shorty!" said a pirate.
"Shorty?" Eddy questions, and turns around, showing no fear, "You bastards sure got nerve, callin' me short." Eddy begins reaches for his belt, and grabs something from it and pulls it up. Suddenly, it lights up, and gets as long as a normal sword. Eddy unleashed his light savor, "Thanks for pissing me off!" Eddy thanked, ready to engage his enemies.