A/N: 'Sup! I haven't written for a while. I was in Washington D.C for a conference, but I won't bore everyone with the details. I scan the first line of reviews before readin' them, so I won't be reading any flames that are sent to me.

Disclaimer: Of course I don't own the show and characters. It's all Rumiko Takahashi's doing. The same goes for Avenue Q.

What You Didn't Know Naraku…

"Ahh, an afternoon alone with my favorite book, How to Destroy the World in 5 Easy Steps, no hanyou to bother me, how could it get any better than this?" Naraku exclaimed.

"Hi, Naraku!" came the unusually cheery voice of Inuyasha.

"Hi, Inuyasha"

"Hey Naraku, you'll never guess what happened to me while traveling today; this guy was smiling at me and talking to me, and he was bein' real friendly, and I think he was comin' on to me, I think he might of thought that I was gay." Inuyasha babbled.

"So why are you telling me this, hm?, why should I care, I don't care, whadja have for lunch today?" was Naraku's response.

"Well, you don't have to get all defensive about it…" Inuyasha sputtered.

"I am not getting defensive about Inuyasha, this conversation is over!" shouted Naraku.

"Well, Okay, but just so you know…'

And with that a jaunty tune began to play in the background as Inuyasha took a deep breath.

If you were gay, that'd be okay, I mean cuz' hey, I'd like you any-way

Because you see, if it were m-eeee, I would feel free to say that I was gay, but I'm not gay

"Inuyasha please, I am trying to read!" Naraku cried.

If you were queer, I'd still be here, year after year, because you're dear to me

And I know that you would accept me toooo, if I told you today, "Hey guess what? I'm gay! But I'm not gay

I'm happy just being with you, so what should it matter to mw what you do in bed with guys!

"Inuyasha, that is wrong!" Naraku shouted.

"No it's not!" cried Inuyasha.

If you were gay, I'd shout hurray! And here I'd stay, but I wouldn't get in your way!

You can count on meee to always beee beside you everyday, to tell you it's okay,

You were just born that way, and as they say, it's in your DNA your gaaaaaaaaaaaay!

"I am not gay!" Naraku screamed.

"If you were gay!" Inuyasha finished cleanly.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Naraku screamed in an uncharacteristically girlish voice. He shot up in his rainbow bed with cupcake- print sheets in a cold sweat. "Wow, what did Kagura put in my sundae last night?" Naraku asked himself. He glanced around his room quickly to check for any abnormalities. Upon seeing nothing he dragged himself on his bed and stumbled over to his wardrobe. He swung open the doors to find Inuyasha himself sitting cross legged on the bottom and smiling almost evilly up at him.

"What's up Naraku?" greeted Inuyasha nonchalantly.

Naraku did a double take, then passed out in the middle of his bedroom.

Thanks for reading!