Dresses, Wigs, and Silicone
Summary: An advertisement in the paper is the start of a very interesting adventure for Naruto. His two best friends, Kiba and Sakura, decide to transform the cute blonde boy into a sexy blonde bombshell and apply for a maid position at the Uchiha mansion for the summer. Except, one of his employers is a pervert, the other is a play-boy, and the last in an asshole. The fun.
Rating: M
Pairings: SasukeXNaruto, ItachiXNaruto, KakashiXSakura, KibaXHinata, and others.
A/N: Lovely people! Thank you for stopping by to read my fanfiction. It has been forever since I've written Naruto fanfiction, or any fanfiction for that matter. Thank god. I've missed it. *tear* Anyway! Here's my new story. Beware the SasuNar, ItaNaru, and KakaSaku. It's sweet. :P
Disclaimer: Obviously I do not own Naruto. If I did, there would be more SasuNaru.
XOXO
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"Perfect!" A loud slap echoed throughout the small diner as palm met paper which met linoleum tabletop. The gruff hand placed firmly upon the thin newspaper grinned wildly. The unusual red upside down triangles on his face squirmed on his cheeks as he looked at his friend directly sitting across from him.
The blonde across from him held a clear cup filled with a sickly sweet mango-pineapple smoothie freshly made at the smoothie bar in the diner in his tan hand. He slurped the frozen liquid with a ruby red straw as he raised an eyebrow at his friend's loud outburst. "Kiba," He said as he took the straw from his mouth. "What are you talking about?"
The brunette pointed at an advertisement in the paper. "Right here, man! I just found the perfect job for you."
The blonde set his smoothie down on the beige table before swiping the paper away from his friend and reading over the small ad. His eyes scanned the printed words, and with each passing sentence his blonde eyebrows furrowed even more. Crystal blue eyes shot from the parchment to send invisible daggers at Kiba. "Are you fucking serious, dog-breath?" He hissed at his friend. "Did you even read this ad?"
Kiba grinned. "Of course I did."
"Naruto, what are you two fighting about now?" Naruto jumped in his seat at the sudden interruption. He turned his head toward the voice to see his best friend standing above him with hands on her shapely hips. Her light pink hair fell past her shoulders and molded the top of her breasts. Naruto smiled at the girl. He was in love with her.
"Hey Sakura!" The blonde greeted with a toothy grin. The two sets of three matching scars on his cheeks stretched as he grinned at her.
Kiba immediately snatched the paper from Naruto and handed it to the pinkette. "I found the perfect job for Naruto!" He quickly pointed out the small ad.
Sakura quickly scanned it and broke out in a small fit of laughter. Naruto huffed with a pout before crossing his arms and sinking low into the red upholstered booth her snuggly sat at. Sakura swatted his side and he slide over against the wall so she could sit down. She put the paper on the table and grabbed for Naruto's smoothie before taking a small sip. Naruto didn't mind. He liked sharing things with Sakura. "Kiba's not wrong, Naruto. You would be good at this."
"Are you kidding me!?" He exclaimed. "Do you even know me!?"
People were beginning to look over at the table again. Sakura noticed the unwanted attention and slapped the blonde upside the head. "Shut up!"
Naruto caressed his head as a dull pain emitted from the area she smacked him. Small droplets formed at the corner of his deep blue eyes. "Sakura…" He whined.
She smirked and looked at Kiba. "So how would it work?"
"Well, just look at him." Kiba stated blankly.
"I'm not doing it!" Naruto exclaimed once again, a pout forming on his soft pink lips.
Sakura studied the blonde's small round face. He had the smoothest, flawless tanned skin, excluding the thin scars on his cheeks. His nose was small and rounded with a small, but almost unnoticeable curve at the tip. Just below his nose sat a perfect pair of full pink lips. Even his eyebrows never had to be plucked or polished. They had the perfect arch to match his face. Sakura ran her fingers through the blonde's short messy tresses. "Very soft." She whispered.
Naruto couldn't fight a bright blush from emerging on his cheeks. Sakura noticed this and immediately squealed. "It's perfect!" She pulled Naruto into a tight hug.
"Sa-kur-a!" He tried to pry himself out of her strong grasp. When he finally got himself free he looked at his friends with a serious expression. "I'm not going to do this!"
Kiba forced a fake sigh of affection from his chest and stared at the blonde with a look of dramatized affection. Sakura followed his lead as she leaned her cheek against her hand that was propped up on the table. "He's so cute." Kiba started.
"So cute." The pinkette echoed.
"How could we not?"
"There is no way we can't."
"…Guys." Naruto sat there watching the evil glint glowing in their eyes. Naruto looked down at the advertisement and scanned the newspaper clipping.
Maids needed for summer.
Hiring on five maids to work June-August. May continue into
Fall if requirements are met and shows promise. Must be between 18-27.
No older, no younger. Preferably beautiful. And MUST be female. The position
Is live-in, but will still offer large payment sum of 3,000 dollars at end of season.
Location: Uchiha Mansion
Contact Information: Kakashi Hatake (621-435-6432)
"I'm not doing this."
"I can't believe I'm doing this!" Naruto cried as Sakura pushed him down so he fell against her styling chair. Naruto sighed and stared at himself in the large mirror set up before him. He looked at all the Sakura's mirror, studying all the little knick-knacks that accented her personality. Naruto smiled when he spotted a cute photograph of them at the fair. Naruto was tightly hugging Sakura to his chest with his tongue poking out at the camera. But he couldn't contain the grin on his face. The flash of the camera made him seem overly pale, but Sakura looked like winter. Her pink hair perfectly matched the cotton candy she held loosely in her hand as Naruto pulled her too him. The red Japanese style dress she wore clashed with the orange on Naruto's shirt, but even then he didn't care if they looked mismatched. He smiled softly at the memory.
Sakura walked back to Naruto with a handful of clothing, bras, and some silicon. Silicon!? Kiba ran in after her with a long blonde wig and a box that rattled as he ran. Sakura smiled to the blonde boy, and he tried to smile back, but there was no way he could.
"Alright," She said standing up straight. She placed her hands in his hair and massaged his head gently before giggling. "You know I love you, right?"
Naruto gave a sad smile. He knew she didn't mean she loved him. Just as a friend. Always as friends. "Yes, Sakura, I love you too."
"Good." She perked. "Be sure to remember that after we're done."
Kiba grinned at his friends as he held up a small blue dress against his thick masculine figure and twirled around with it. "Naruto, you'll look so good in this."
"Shut the fuck up Kiba!" Naruto blushed brilliantly.
He simply laughed at the blonde's outburst. Sakura continued to massage his scalp as she planned her new project out in her head. "Naruto, close your eyes."
"Wha-Why?" He stuttered with a blush.
"Because, I want your transformation to be a surprise." She replied with a wink.
With a groan the blonde closed his eyes tightly. His foot tapped rapidly against the hardwood floor of Sakura's room as he waited. Something heavy was placed on top of his head and he groaned as his neck struggled to keep his head a float. "How the hell do chicks live with so much hair!? It's freaking heavy." Naruto whined
"You'll get used to the weight." Sakura stated matter-of-factly.
Naruto held his eyes shut as he felt soft pulled against his scalp. After what seemed like forever Sakura finally sighed. "Is everything okay?" Naruto asked timidly, afraid of the answer.
She laughed. "Oh yeah, you're hot!"
The blonde groaned, but kept his eyes closed. He felt fingers grazing the zipper on his sweater before the loud ziiiip~ sound echoed loudly in his ears. He could feel his face redden as Sakura pulled the sweater off of him. He yelped as warm hands snaked under his t-shirt against his stomach as she pulled the shirt over his head.
She laughed, and slapped his stomach gently. "Stop being so bashful, we used to bathe together as children remember."
"This is totally different." She giggled and he felt her warmth vanish for a split second before reappearing.
"I'm actually very jealous of your body."
"What?" Naruto asked confused.
"You have the flattest stomach I've ever seen and all I ever see you eat is ramen. That is so unhealthy for you. Your metabolism must be killer. And you have such soft curves! If you actually were a woman Kiba probably would have hit on you by now."
"Not denying that!" He laughed from the bed. Naruto could hear the springs creak as the brunette repositioned himself. "Hell, you're looking pretty hot right now, man."
"Dude, you sound so gay…"
The trio laughed. Naruto felt Sakura's arms wrap around his torso as she placed something snuggly around his chest and clasped it in the back before looping his arms through the straps. "Sakura… I want to kill you right now." Naruto sighed.
"No you don't. When you see youself, you'll want to have sex with you just like Kiba does."
"I never said I wanted-"
"Ewwww!" Naruto squealed. "That's disgusting, dog-breath."
"I never said-"
"Kiba! Don't deny your sexual attraction to Female Naruto! We will call her Naruko!" Sakura stated with a smile.
"Wow. That's creative." Kiba said monotone.
"Shut up!" The blonde and pinkette screamed in unison.
Cold blobs positioned themselves against Naruto's tanned chest and he couldn't control his shiver. "T-that's cold!"
"You're fine."
Kiba must have gotten off the bed because the springs gave a loud squeak. "Wow dude, you have tits."
Naruto heard shuffling, a loud thump, and Kiba whimpering loudly. "Anyway…" Sakura drawled. "You look fine. Oh my god! After we get you all dolled up you have to go shopping with me. We can go to Victoria's Secret and try on bras!"
A blush spread across the bridge of his lightly freckled nose. "You do realize I'm not actually a girl right?"
"A shame. You'd be a bombshell if you were."
Naruto sighed. Sakura walked away for a second and then came back. The brush of fabric against Naruto's bare stomach made him shiver.
"Perfect." The slight whisper that passed through Sakura's lips didn't go unnoticed by the blonde. "Take off your pants, Uzumaki!"
Naruto couldn't help but laugh at the tone she used, despite the blush painting his tanned cheeks. "Sakura, please say that again. Exactly like that."
She swatted him playfully. "Come on, Naruto. We still have to make it to the interview."
Naruto immediately shut up and groaned. He unbuttoned his denim jeans and let them fall to his ankles before kicking them to the side. The bright orange of his boxers clashed with everything in the young girl's room. "I can't believe you actually made an interview. This is one elaborate prank."
"It's not a prank Naruto." Kiba said from across the room. "Sakura and I decided. This is the perfect career path for you." The snicker didn't go unnoticed.
"What happens if they hire me!?" Naruto shouted.
"Then you make a shit-ton of money and get to live in a fancy mansion for the summer, surrounded by four chicks. What's to complain about?"
"I'm applying to." Sakura stated.
"Sakura, no!"
"I couldn't help myself!" Naruto sighed. Sakura continued. "Haven't you ever heard about the Uchiha's. They are America's richest family. Fugaku Uchiha expanded his father's business. Originally they started out primarily in Japan, but Fugaku decided that America was the next best thing and immediately moved his wife and himself, who was pregnant with their first child at the time, to America and started a branch. Sharingan Corp." Naruto nodded, he did hear about that. He had no idea what Sharingan Corporations did exactly, but they were big. Very big. They even had merchandise. He imagined the black water bottles decorated with the strange red logo. Like three tear drops circling one another. "And they have two sons!" Here we go, Naruto thought. "They are so sexy, Naruto. My god are they good looking." Naruto's heart sank. "And they are rich. Imagine if one of them even for a second noticed me. I could be the next Mrs. Uchiha!" She giggled as she pulled the fabric over Naruto's lithe body.
"They are probably play-boys." Naruto grumbled.
"Itachi Uchiha is rumored to be a notorious play-boy. He's twenty-five, the older of the two. Sasuke, the one that I badly want to marry, is twenty and the tabloids have never ONCE caught him with any woman. I think he's still a virgin."
"It surprises me how open you are with me about these things." Naruto sighed. For instance, Sakura was not a virgin. He knew this because when they were both juniors in high school she came crying to Naruto about how she made a terrible mistake. She had slept with a senior. Not just any senior Rock Lee. Naruto shuddered at the thought. The guy was so irrevocably in love with Sakura. He didn't even have to decency to hide it. He was persistent; with his beady eyes, thick eyebrows, bowl haircut, and spandex…Maybe that's why she went back to him again, and again, and again; until he graduated. And by then someone else was interested in her. Sakura wasn't a slut like some people, she had only been with three guys, but Naruto wished that the pinkette would have noticed him. Maybe it was because he was too short. After was only 5 feet 6 inches. At least Lee was six feet tall. Naruto sighed.
"Aw shucks." Sakura giggled as she studied the blonde in front of her. "I don't think you need any make-up. You are so beautiful!" She gushed.
"Don't say I don't need make-up! I'm a man, I don't look like a woman." Naruto whined trying to protect his ever decreasing masculinity.
Sakura smirked and Kiba stared at the blonde. "Open your eyes, Naruto." Sakura commanded.
Naruto peeked out of one eyes and immediately snapped them open. After staring for a minute all he could exhale was a gentle, "Shit." He stared in the mirror and stared agape at his reflection. The woman in front of him was remarkable. Sakura was right; he did want to sleep with himself. His large eyes, blinked a few times as he studied the long-haired blonde before him. Her hair folded in waves over the lithe body she possessed. The long golden tresses nearly reached to her hip bone. She had angled bangs that brushed the top of her long black eyelashes making her eyes even more dramatic. Naruto gripped the large lumps on his chest and watched in the mirror as the girl reflected him motions. Her large chest bounced as her tan hands squeezed the mounds. The royal blue dress wrinkled at the connection. The thick traps gently massaged tan shoulders and ran down in a soft u-neck just barely hiding the non-existent cleavage. The dress synched tightly under her bust and then the skirt fluttered down in waves until it reached mid-thigh. The bottom of the skirt had a light blue floral print circling the fabric. Her legs were lean and smooth, and the dress made them look long which helped the short blonde. "I'm fucking sexy!"
Sakura laughed and Kiba gaped. "Dude, wow, dude. Why the fuck weren't you born a woman!?"
Naruto spun around. "I have no idea!" He laughed with the brunette.
Sakura smiled. "I'm so happy!" She gushed and jumped up and down. The two boys just laughed. She motioned for the boys to join her. They gave each other a look, grinned, and began to jump up and down with Sakura. Hugging each other close as they did.
A gentle knock interrupted their joyous jumping as Mrs. Haruno, Sakura's mother, poked in her head. She studied the three and giggled when she saw Naruto. "Sorry to interrupt." She stated before walking in with a plate of sandwiches and lemonades. She set them on Sakura's vanity and turned toward the boys and Sakura. "Naruto…"
The blonde haired boy dressed as a girl blushed brightly. "Y-yes, Mrs. Haruno."
"You look beautiful, darling." Naruto laughed nervously and rubbed the back of his head.
"Thanks Mom, I'm an artist aren't I?"
She gave her daughter a kiss on the forehead before leaving. "Yes, dear."
The soft click of the bedroom door made the very quiet room shudder. "That was awkward." Naruto stated.
Sakura laughed. "Let's go rock these interviews."
Naruto groaned while Kiba grinned.
Next Chapter: Alright? So if dressing up as a girl wasn't bad enough I have to deal with getting hit on by my interviewer! Well, one of them. What the hell is this? Sakura, why are you doing this to me? Wait a minute… What? I got the job!