Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans. And if anyone asks, I don't own this story either. Martians wrote it.
After a poetic description of the weather (which serves as an easy beginning) and a creative little mention that the Titans live in an alphabet letter, the story begins.
"I'm bored," Beast Boy whines.
Other Titans: "Shut up."
There is silence for about 3 seconds.
"I'm still bored," Beast Boy whines.
Other Titans: "Shut up!"
Another 3 seconds passes.
"I'm bored."
"Shut up!"
Another 3 seconds.
"I'm bored."
"SHUT UP!"
Another 3 seconds.
"I'm-"
The phrase is never completed, as Raven has just shattered Beast Boy's skull with a book. No one notices.
There is silence for another 3 seconds.
"BEEP," the computer announces dramatically. The Titans cringe.
"SHUT UP!"
The computer meets a similarly violent fate.
3 seconds pass.
Dr. Light arrives dramatically.
"Fear me, Titans! For I am-"
"SHUT UP!"
Dr. Light dies.
3 seconds pass.
"Beep," the oven announces.
"SHUT UP!"
The oven dies. Starfire is outraged.
"My inedible pie is ruined!"
"SHUT UP!"
Starfire is killed. Only Robin notices.
"Starfire!" he cries dramatically.
"SHUT UP!"
Robin dies. Cyborg grins.
"Cool! No training today!"
"SHUT UP!"
Cyborg dies too. Slade arrives to gloat.
"At last! All the Titans but one have been-"
"SHUT UP!"
Slade dies.
"Wow," Raven says thoughtfully, "That was easy."
"SHUT UP!"
Raven dies.
The moral of this tragedy: Never interrupt Silkie while he's eating.
"Wait!" a semi-intelligent reviewer cries, "Silkie can't talk!"
"SHUT UP!"
The reviewer doesn't die, because reviwers can't die. Because reviewers rock.
If you don't review however...
"SHUT UP!"
I think you know the rest.
(P.S. The Martians made me write it)