One day Arthur was riding a flying mint bunny while reading an USUK lemon fanfiction. It was VERY explicit. 'Alfred moaned as Arthur, sensually touched his-' Arthur suddenly crashed into Alfred.
"Sorry dude, didn't see you!" Alfred shouted.
"It's okay, love." Arthur replied quickly as he tried to cover up the book.
"What's that?, Alfred asked."N-none of your business!" Arthur's face could put Antonio's tomatoes to shame.
"It's nothing for you to see! You're too innocent!" Arthur yelled.
"Am I? I can show you how much I'm innocent in bed~" Alfred whispered huskily in to Arthur's ear while wiggling his eyebrows.
Arthur immediately blushed an even deeper red. Arthur then proceed to slap Alfred."I-idiot! Don't say erotic things like t-that! B-bloody git!".
Alfred chuckled in amusement."But Arthur, you know you want it." Arthur blushed once again. The first time he did it with Alfred was pretty blissful and it leave Arthur wanting more. Basically, sex just got turned in to a full on marathon.
"So what is that?",Alfred pointed to the book that said,'USUK Lemon R18'.
"N-nothing" Arthur stuttered
"Come on" Alfred pleaded.
"No".
"Please?".
"No".
"Please?"Alfred tried using his puppy eyes. Arthur sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose."Fine".
Alfred beamed with joy and held his hand out for the shyly handed over the book that could scar little kids and make them lose their childhood innocence. Alfred read the lemon and flushed bright red.
"S-so this is what you were reading?" Alfred asked, flustered.
Arthur stayed silent for a moment before reluctantly answering back,"Yes".
Alfred smirked, who knew that inside the British gentleman's head was something dirty?
"Wow, I never knew you were in to this stuff".
Arthur flustered, replied back," T-this i-is my first one! Elizaveta recommended this to me!"
"Aww, your so cute when your flustered",Alfred chuckled.
Arthur blushed for the umpteenth time."B-bloody git." The Brit then looked away and used his hands to cover up his tomato red face from Alfred. The said man pulled Arthur's hands away and held them with his looked up to stare into Alfred's blue topaz eyes with his emerald stayed like this for a while in comfortable silence. Arthur decided to break the silence."A-alfred?".
"I love you, Arthur", Alfred said, voice deep with love and emotion. ( A/N:I was fangirling when I wrote this)
"I love you too, Alfred", Arthur replied back,"Now, how about we settle this in bed", Arthur smirked that smexy smirk, lust clouding his eyes.
"Gladly," Alfred smirked," but I get to be the dominant one this time".
And so Ivan cried the whole night. Just kidding.
The couple woke up in each others' arms. Their eyes locked together and before they could say anything, a certain Frenchman burst in to the room.
"Oh hon hon hon, I heard love making last night and I only lived a blocked away!" yelled Francis.
"Get out, you bloody frog!", Arthur yelled at the Frenchman. Then Arthur summoned an army of flying mint bunnies after Francis.
"Au Revoir", Francis yelped and ran away.
In the distance, they heard a high pitched scream. The flying mint bunnies got Francis.
Alfred pulled Arthur's arm."Let's go back in bed, Iggy".
And so the lovers went back to cuddle in bed...The End.