MARIOS BAD DAY
One day Mario woke up"Ok this day is going to be the best" said Mario.Then soon the day got darker and Darker."Fucking weather I swear" screamed Mario.So then a bird came to Mario's shoulder."Oh crap he shit on my shoulder" said Mario.He then cleaned he's shoulder with princess Peach's dress.Then SLAP!!!!!!"What the hell you slap me for women" replied Mario."Now it's your fault Mario there's bird crap all over my dress you pig" said Peach.
"Man can this day get any worse" said Mario.Soon a black letter arrived at his door."Letter to Mario the FATASS"the mailtoad said."Hey I am not fat im just hungry all the time"screamed Mario.Then later on he said "I wonder what this letter is for".
"Oh crap Luigi died poor son of a bitch"Mario cried with tears.The next day he went to the funeral and wore his black suit and said"Come on you guys cheer there's not going to be a bitch that complains all the day come on!!!!!!!!".Next Mario had to go to the Food Market and get food for the family."Hey so how much is all of this" Mario replied "Its going to be 190 dollars" said the assistant "I cant afford that you cheapy ass ripoff's" said Mario.
"Come on I only got two fish and some milk" screamed Mario "Stores rules you fatass" said again the assistant.Than the next two hours he met up with Bowser."Hey Bowser im wondering if you can lend me 190 dollars" said Mario.Bowsers horns grew large and then BAM!!!!!!!! right in Marios damn head.The next ten minutes he woke up in the hospital and said "What in the fucking world happend to me shit man Peach is going to think that im cheating on her with Daisy like last time".
"I need to go", so he ran he thought he was going to be late to the house".Then the doctors got hold of him and started getting two needles and injected them to Mario.The doctor were whispering to him"Shut up stay calm shhhhh shhhhh"Let go of me you bastards uh uh god im falling asleep" said Mario then got knocked out.Finally 30 minutes later "What happend to me doctor".
"Well the first thing is you got stabed in the head by a dragons horn" said the doctor "Yeah" replied Mario "Also you got aids" "Shit how did I oh yeah I did Peach,Daisy, and Toadette yesterday I didnt use proctection but oh yeah damn I got aids stupid ass shit"said Mario.