Spies like me
O.k. This is a story where Yami has a crush on Yugi, but Yugi is going out with Ryou. So Yami follows Yugi around everywhere to make sure they don't do anything!
Yami's thoughts Bakura's thoughts"Hello? Oh hi Ryou!" Yugi had answered the telephone. Yami was watching from the kitchen.
"Yes… no… o.k see ya then! Love you, bye!" Yami shuddered. Love you? What was he thinking? Stupid little albino!
"Hey Yami?" Yugi called.
"What?"
"I'm going to the park with Ryou in half an hour, O.k?" no it's not O.k…
"Yeah, sure." Yugi grinned and sprinted up the stairs to his room.
Half an hour later…
Yugi came back down stairs and ran right out of the front door without looking back. Yami poked his head out of the door.
He didn't even say bye! I wonder what they get up to… I think it's time to find out! Yami dashed after Yugi.
Yugi was unaware of Yami following him. He walked to Ryou's house and knocked the door. Ryou answered it.
"Ready?"
"Yup." Ryou gave Yugi a big kiss on the lips, wrapped his arm around Yugi and left the house. He noticed Bakura watching from the upstairs window.
"What're you looking at?" Ryou yelled. Bakura looked mournfully down and went away from the window.
The two reached the park minutes later, Yami in hot pursuit. Yugi sat down on a bench beside the river. Ryou sat by his side and draped his arm over Yugi.
"Oh if only I'd brought my slingshot…" Yami whispered to himself.
"Here use mine." A voice to his right said. Yami nearly cried out in surprise. He looked over to see Bakura dressed in camouflaged stuff with green paint on his face. He was holding out a slingshot.
"What the hell are you doing here?" Yami murmured irritably.
"I follow Ryou round when he goes out with Yugi to make sure that nothing happens." Yami stared at him. "What? You obviously love Yugi, so why can't I love Ryou?"
"Fair enough." Yami sighed. He took the slingshot and fired a stone at Ryou. It hit him in the forehead and he yelped in pain.
"HEY!" Bakura snapped. He fired a larger stone at Yugi, which hit him in the leg.
"OW!" he cried out. Ryou and Yugi looked around wildly for where the stones had come from.
"Take cover! Hide!" Bakura whispered. "Your wearing blue!"
"So?"
"I THINK YOU'LL STAND OUT A BIT FROM THE GRASS!" Oh……
Yami ducked down out of sight. Yugi and Ryou supposed that whoever it was that threw the stones were now gone, so just started kissing a lot- and I mean A LOT! Bakura became incredibly jealous, so did Yami. They both picked up the largest stone that they could find and them at their chosen targets. Yami's stone hit Ryou squarely in the back of his head. Ryou fell of the bench and into the river. Yami doubled over in silent laughter. Bakura's stone hit Yugi in the eye.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Yugi crunched up into a ball crying. Ryou splashed to the edge of the river and got out, shaking all over from the cold.
"HA! I got Yugi in the eye!"
"Well I got Ryou soaked! There's a high chance he'll catch pneumonia now!" Bakura scowled.
"Hey, I heard Ryou is taking Yugi to the cinemas tomorrow. If Yugi's not blind by morning, wanna come with me and pelt them with spit balls?"
"O.k then."
"Dye your hair black then."
"WHAT!"
"You'll be less conspicuous!"
"Oh, alright then… only if you do!"
"I was anyway."
Next day:
Well it's finally happened… I've sunk as low as Bakura. Yami thought as he viewed himself in the mirror. His hair was almost completely black except for his gold streaks, which had refused to turn black. Yugi walked in.
"WOW! What did you do to yourself?!"
"Um… aren't you going somewhere with Ryou?"
"Oh yeah! See ya!" and he ran out. Yami dressed all in black and headed to Ryou's house to meet Bakura.
Bakura opened the door and Yami laughed so hard he couldn't breathe; Bakura's hair had reacted horribly with the dye. It was almost grey, and he had white streaks all through it. It was also standing up more than usual.
"Ryou asked me if I needed to see a psychiatric consultant." Bakura muttered.
Once Yami had stopped laughing, they headed to the movies. Yugi and Ryou had just paid for their tickets and were going in.
"How're we going to know which movie they went to?" Yami asked. Bakura winked at him and walked over to the desk.
"'S'cuse me? Which movie did those two over there pay for?" he asked, pointing to Yugi and Ryou. The guy behind the desk looked puzzled.
"Hey, you got the same kinda looks, 'part from the hair… why do ya wanna know?"
"He's my little brother. I have to make sure he doesn't cause any trouble."
"Oh. They went to see the love movie." Bakura shuddered.
"Two tickets please."
"Two?" Bakura pointed to Yami who was waiting near the sweet shop, gazing at the sweets. "He's Yugi's brother. The other boy."
"Yeah, I can see the resemblance. Here you go." He handed the tickets to Bakura and he paid.
Bakura walked over to Yami, who was still gazing at the sweets. Bakura rolled his eyes. He went and got a huge bag full and shoved them at Yami.
"Here, now can we go in?" Yami was ecstatic.
"Yup!" they got into the place and saw Yugi and Ryou sitting four rows from the back.
"Perfect." Bakura growled. He dragged Yami up to the very back of the room and sat so that Yugi was directly in front. Yami sat behind Ryou.
When the lights dimmed down, Bakura threw a paper ball at Yugi. It hit him and Yugi spun round, seeing no one he recognised.
After a while, they ran out of paper.
"Anything in there you don't like?" Bakura asked Yami.
"Yup, these peppermint balls, they're as hard as rocks."
"Good!" Bakura took a hand full and pelted Yugi with them.
Yami put two in his mouth and fired them at Ryou.
Half way through the movie, Yugi got fed up and left, leaving Ryou on his own. "Shit! I've gotta get home!" Yami said. He left in a hurry and ran all the way home, beating Yugi by a few seconds.
Yugi walked in to see Yami on his back in the middle if the carpet out of breath and coughing a lot. He stared at Yami.
After a few seconds Yami noticed Yugi's gaze.
"WHAT?!?!" he snapped. Yugi shrugged and headed to the kitchen, wondering why Yami was so grouchy.
Yami lay there for a few more minutes, until the phone ran and Yugi called, "It's for you… its Bakura!" what does he want now? Yami struggled up and walked over to the phone.
"What?"
"Hello to you to. I'm fine, thanks for asking." Bakura said irritably.
"What do you want?"
"Ryou's just got back. He stayed for the end of the film and left. He said that no one threw things at him after Yugi left, so he's really confused. What did Yugi say?"
"Nothing."
"Oh. Well bye pharaoh." And Bakura put down the phone. Yami shuddered. Great. Now Bakura probably thinks I'm an idiot. Ryou tells him everything… he sighed and joined Yugi in the living room.
"What did he want?" Yugi asked.
"Oh, he just thought I was the one who threw spit balls at Ryou in the cinema. He just wanted to threaten me a lot."
"Yeah, someone threw stuff at us when we were at the cinema." Yugi muttered. "Oh I never got round to asking you… why did you dye your hair black?" Yami shrugged.
"Something different, I guess. It's not permanent."
"Awww, too bad. It suits you. Makes you look really cool." Yami tried really hard not to blush.
The next day was a school day. Ryou came round to walk with Yugi.
"Bye then." Yami said at the door. He shut it and began walking to the living room. He had not gone two steps when the doorbell rang. Yami sighed and walked back. He opened the door a crack and saw Bakura standing there. He shut the door again and walked to the living room.
"HEY!" Bakura yelled. He began slamming the door as hard as he could. After a few minutes the alarm went off. Bakura screeched and jumped into a bush. Yami, who had been watching from the window, burst into laughter and opened the door to turn the alarm off. Bakura came out of the bush and limped towards the door. He stopped and stared at Yami.
"Why didn't you wash the black out?" he asked (He had, and was totally white again).
"Yugi thought it was cool." Yami said with evident delight on his face. "You know, I think you'd look good with red hair, you know real red, not ginger. It'd contrast great with your skin." Bakura growled.
"Don't you want to know why I'm here?"
"Not really."
"Well I'll tell you."
"Do you have to?"
"You see, if Ryou thinks that whoever's bugging him, are only doing it because he's with Yugi, then he wont want to go out with him, see?"
"Are you still here?" Bakura had had enough. He lunged at Yami, knocking him to the floor. Once he was sure Yami couldn't move, Bakura sat on him.
"Now look. You are going to enforce the idea that Yugi's only getting pestered because he's with Ryou, and I'll do the same with Ryou. That way, they both won't want to go out with each other, right?" Yami tried to remain egotistical, even though it was quite obvious Bakura was in complete control.
"Was I supposed to be listening?" he asked complacently. Bakura was losing all self-control, and was on the verge of killing Yami. He got off Yami and pulled him into the house by the scruff of his neck and, slamming him against the wall, he whispered,
"I know very well that you heard me, so I think it would be in the best interest of your health if you complied."
"Do I know you?"
Bakura screamed. He ran out of the house and up the road, still screaming, "WHY ME?!"
Yami got up and laughed. Serves you right! He does have a good idea though…
When Yugi arrived home, Ryou wasn't with him. Great! Yami followed Yugi to the living room.
"You know, I've been thinking about what you said, about the cinema, and, if it stopped after you left, then maybe it only happened because you were with Ryou." Yugi stared at him. Oh shit! I'm being too obvious! Think of something else to say… "That or he's only after Ryou and decided to pick on you too…" he added hurriedly. Yugi continued staring.
"You actually sat here and thought about that all day?" Yami nodded. "You should get a hobby!" Yugi laughed and left the room. Well that didn't go too well…
A few days later, Yami telephoned Bakura.
"What pharaoh?"
"Yugi's gonna ask Ryou to go to town with him today."
"And?"
"Are you going to harass them?"
"Probably."
"See you in a while then." And Yami slammed the phone down.
Half an hour later, Yami was walking a few steps behind Yugi, following him to Ryou's house.
After Yugi and Ryou were safely round the corner, Yami knocked for Bakura. Bakura opened the door and walked out onto the street.
"Which bus are they taking?" he asked.
"24 into town at 2.50. We're taking the 3.10. I know where they're going, and Yugi's taking Ryou to lotsa shops first, which will take about an hour, so we've got plenty of time to get there, find them and pester them. But I have to get hair dyed permanent black first. And you should do something with your hair."
"WHY!??"
"Because it's been plain white for too long! I've booked you in to the hairdressers' to have gold streaks in." Bakura growled.
"If Ryou hates it, I'll kill you!" he muttered. Yami grinned and they left for town.
Once in town centre, they made their way to the hairdressers, Yami making sure that their path didn't cross with Yugi's. Yami told the hairdresser what to do with both of their hair colours, and within half an hour, Yami had permanent black hair (his gold was still gold though ^__^). He dried it, and made his way over to where they were still working on Bakura.
It took several minutes more, before Bakura was done. Yami took of Bakura's towel (that was on his hair drying it ^__^) and laughed.
"What's so funny?" Bakura snapped. Yami handed him a mirror. Bakura's expression changed from slight confusion, to horror-struck; his hair was totally red with gold streaks." Bakura turned to Yami, still looking horrified.
"Well I said I was giving you gold streaks!" Yami said, right before he started laughing uncontrollably, falling to floor. Bakura was past fury, past horrified, past killing. He was just… totally out of it. He just gazed at himself in the mirror. After a while, Yami got up off the floor and looked at him.
"It's not that bad. I mean, if I didn't love Yugi, I'd say it makes you look sexy." I really shouldn't have said that… but it's true. Bakura turned round, looking horrified again.
"What… did… you… say?"
"Nothing." Yami mumbled. Bakura got up looking a cross between confused and terrified.
"Can I get it washed out?"
"It's permanent." Bakura just sighed and left. Yami headed out after him.
"Where're you going?"
"I'm putting harassing on standby. I need to see what Ryou thinks." Bakura ran. Yami rolled his eyes. He hasn't got the foggiest idea where he's going. Oh well. And he started home.
Bakura was lost. He had never been in town in his life before. "Ryou…" he muttered. His mind lingered back to what Yami had said; "I'd say it makes you look sexy." How does he always manage to leave me even more confused than I was the last time? He's so irritating! HE GAVE ME RED HAIR! Well it's not that bad, I guess. I wonder if Yami was telling the truth when he said I was sexy… WAIT! Why do I care what he thinks? Bakura shook his head and carried on searching until he realised he was back at the bus stop. He saw Yami waiting for the bus. Bakura suddenly got a cold rush through him. What was that? Bakura walked over to him.
"Yami?" Yami looked up.
"I thought you were looking for Ryou."
"I'm lost." Yami smirked.
"Follow me." He got up and walked swiftly straight into the middle of town. He turned at the restaurant and went into a sports shop. Sure enough, Yugi and Ryou were there. Yugi was just going into the changing rooms to try on a black jacket thingy, and Ryou was waiting outside. Bakura ran up to Ryou and tapped his shoulder. Ryou turned round and gasped.
"What the hell?!" Yami came up behind Bakura.
"I took him to the hairdressers to get streaks, and decided to dye him red as well. It contrasts great with his pale skim don't it?" Yami said happily. Yugi came out of the dressing room.
"Oh hi Yami! What the hell?!" he stared at Bakura.
"WHAT?!" Bakura snapped. Yugi jumped and looked back to Yami.
"Um, 's that permanent now?"
Yami nodded. "Hey Ryou, what do ya think of his hair colour? He came here just to ask you." he pointed towards Bakura, who was blushing vibrantly.
"It's very… different." Ryou answered.
Three days later:
Yugi went out with Ryou every day. Bakura refused to go out in public, and Yami had somehow lost the drive to torment Yugi, though he didn't quite know why.
That day, Yugi came home at five o'clock, after going to the park with Ryou after school.
"SUMMER VACATION!" he screamed through the door at Yami. Yami jumped out of his skin.
"Hey, I'm going camping with Ryou, and your coming, ok?"
"Yeah, right."
"Show a little enthusiasm. Bakura will be there… you can torture him for two whole weeks!"
"Bakura's going?" he asked with slight apprehension; he had be having a strange felling about him, that wasn't the usual hate.
"Yup. We're going tomorrow."
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There's chapter one! Review possible things that can happen while they're camping! BYE! ^_____________________________________________^