Suicide: O.O omg… omg… omg… omg…
Murder: (sigh) we're writing something… what a surprise.
Suicide :D And it's DEATH NOTE! YAY FOR US!
Murder: Yea… well don't get too excited, it's just a oneshot… and a bad one at that…
Suicide: This story features Ukeboi!L and Hippieandyaoifangirl!Misa… which means this is crack! Don't kill me for the slight hint of Mello-hermaphrodite-ness! It's all good! XP
Disclaimer: We don't own Death Note or any of its charries…
Fandom Rulez
It was another boring day for L, eating sweets and going onto porn sites… nothing new… except that his boredom has led him to the forums. That was where he found scary, scary things…
Hm… polls? L thought, munching on a chocolate panda. L: uke or seme? Weird… seme.
He clicked the clicky thingy and fell out of his chair… again.
79 PERCENT U-UKE!? He had almost screeched, but then that would've been very out of character and the fangirls would sue. I am not uke!
He shuffled out of the room as fast as he could, in search for Misa, the high hippy that lived upstairs and worked on the anime with the whole group. Once at the door 13 he knocked, the door swinging ominously open, he was used to it by now though.
"MISA! I HAVE A PROBLEM!" well, there went his character, but he didn't give a shit at the moment. His seme-ness was at stake!
"Duuuuude… take a chill pill and... like... sit down… man…" she was sitting in her underwear and a tie-dye T-shirt but you could barely see the lacy garment.
Mello was sitting on the bed next to her's, eating his chocolate bar like the pissy hermaphrodite that he was, "Yea… man…"
L looked at Mello smoke… whatever the hell he was smoking while eating the chocolate bar, "Should you even be doing that in your state?" Mello flicked him off and lay down on the bed, humming something weird and out of tune.
"He's gotta do what he gotta do… and you gotta do what I gotta do… y'know, maaaaaaaaan?" Misa trailed off, looking into space.
"Earth to Misa!"
"Haaaai?"
"Problem on the loose!" L was on the point of having a hernia… whatever that was.
The blonde gave a smirk, taking another deep suck from the hash, "You finally noticed, huh?" L glowered. "Well… man, sucks to be you."
He glared, "What do you mean by that?"
"Unlike the man-" she shook her clenched fist, "-you can't fight the fandom… maaaan… 'cause fandom controls all… and stuff. What they say is law, so you're doomed to your uke fate until the whole Death Note crowd is like… gone… and stuff…" she scratched her stomach and took a swig of coke before belching and continuing her hippie rant. "You can't beat 'em, join 'em." She picked up a picture she had been sketching. "Look, L, my man! An orgy!"
From the other bed Mello thrust his fist into the air, putting down the middle and ring finger down and shaking it back and forth, "That was… like… deep… you should be like Smokey the bear…"
She gave a high smirk, "Yea… but that guy's more intense in real life, y'know?"
"Word."
L stepped away slowly and dashed out the door, sprinting as fast as he could to the other wing of the hotel, and swinging open a door to reveal a startled Light. L stomped into there and grabbed the brunette boy's arm, dragging him to his own room.
"L what are you-?"
"I'm going to prove to the fandom how seme I can be!" L growled.
"!?"
Murder: 8D I like Misa slightly more now!
Suicide: and it's very hard for her to like Misa at all… so that's something. Oh and the hermaphrodite Mello thing was just an inside joke between us and Duel, Battle, and War. Lol.
Murder: For an explanation for the thing, the death note people are playing themselves in the TV show. So… they were going to be doing the fifteenth episode the next day? Yea…
Suicide and Murder: Give us comment sex!