Buffy: HEEEEEY! This is my first fic, it's called Yami's New Car. I have also hired Mokuba to say the disclaimer, because he's high on caffeine.

Mokuba: WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO! Buffy does not own Yu-Gi-Oh! But she does own everything else ^__^

Buffy: Now, without further ado, YAMI'S NEW CAR!!!

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Car dealer: Well, this is a nice car . . . blah, blah, blah. It's cheap, too!

Yami: I'll take it!

(LATER ON)

Mai: Don't you need a license to drive, Yami?

Jou: Yeah, I think you do.

Yami: *shows them* I already have one. But the driver gave me keys. I'm not buying a house!

Honda: Where did you put the keys?

Yami: *casualy* I threw them out.

Everyone (including me): THREW THEM OUT?????!!!!!!!

Yami: I'm not buying a house!

Mai: Yeah, but you need the keys to start the car.

Yami: Ohhhhhh, so that's why it wasn't working! *laughs*

Jou: I got them. Don't worry, Yami, we'll teach you how to drive.

Honda: Yeah!

(LATER ON)

Yami: WHEEEEEE! I'M DRIVING!!!!

Everyone: *hanging on for their lives* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!