Naruto crack (can be seen as SasuNaru)
Warning: This is pure crack, so if you die from laughter don't blame it on me! I wrote this on an airplane 'cause I was bored, so it's kinda messed up, partly because I can't handle airplanes and partly because my brain is crazy! :P
One day Naruto was walking around in Konoha when Sasuke dramatically appeared before him.
"Sasuke? What do you want?" asked the confused Naruto.
"Naruto….there's one thing I've been meaning to ask you".
" Yeah, sure what is it? Wait a minute…you're not here to steal my ramen, are you? ".
"Wha- ".
"I knew it! You WERE going to steal my ramen teme!" said Naruto and curled up and hold onto his preacious ramen for dear life.
"I didn't come here to steal your ramen, idiot" said Sasuke and sweatdropped. Suddenly they heard a poof. They turned around and stared wide-eyed at…..Kakashi!
"Kakashi-sen-" Naruto started.
"Well everybody's heard about the bird, bird, bird, bird, bird is the word! A-well-a bird, bird, bird, bird is the word! A-well-a bird, bird, bird is the word!" Kakashi started dancing and singing 'Surfin' bird'. Soon all the other teams joind except Gais team because Gai said it was 'unyouthful'.
" So, Sasuke what did you want to ask me?" Naruto questioned like nothing had happened. Sasuke got pale (if he could get any paler) and got a big blush on his cheeks." Sasuke? What's the matter? ".
"Uh…uh..N-Naruto? ".
"What is it Sasuke? ".
"W-Well I-I-I was wondering if y-you would m-m-m..".
"Sasuke just say it". Sasuke took a deep breath.
"Naruto? ".
"Yes?.
The drama continues in the next chapter! :D Please review if you want more, or just say what I did wrong, what I did right and what I could improve on.
Also VERY sorry about my awful English!
Thank you for taking the time to read this crazy story! ^^